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It has been theorised that Ungoliant and the nameless things, plus Tom Bombadil were created when Morgoth and his followers altered the song sung at creation and from that turmoil those things came about.

Depends on how good the date was before she invites him in for 'hot coffee'. Those aren't dresses laddie those are KILTS ya great sassenach! The only thing Tolkien feared, Drunk Scotsmen.

Those are the unspoken monsters that live beneath Moria. The ones Gandalf would not speak more upon. Things that scared a Balrog enough to ally with him to escape.

I would take sexy Shelob over Lolth.

Ungoliant WAS a shape shifter she just settled on the spider shape.

"Bazinga"

So it is Tolkien in name only. Basically, like the Starship Troopers movie?

Vote for me as Mine Chief of Moria! I promise arms control. Every dwarf will have access to a repeating crossbow and a battle axe. Immigration, more dwarves will be brought in to expand operations. Taxes, taxes will be cut across the board! Securing and Fortifying our elections. If a 3 year old...

Please! Next you will claim that goblins and orcs are not the same race!

Make Moria great again!

Hell, you want an area that is possibly rich with culture and legends? Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, and Burma. Look through there for a few stories. Heck, how long is the story Journey to the West? It is from Chinese folklore. Be faithful too that story and yes you may be able to market...

Him as Sauron ? ROTFLMFAO Bitch, please. He lacks the fucking charisma for it. Sauron was 'fair'. He was a looker with the charisma of Kennedy, Clinton, Hitler, and several others all put together. He wormed his way into Numeror. Then worked his wiles to corrupt it from within.

No they can't have sexy waifu Shelob. They can have the one that appeared in the 2003 movie. She is nude. Lord of the Rings Shelob - Bing images

Lord of the Rings has no nudity. Lord of the Rings needs no nudity.

"Diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole"

Does this mean that someone could rewrite Shaka Zulu and have the entire cast be white?

Something I discovered elsewhere.