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"A woman used this original method to inform her husband of her pregnancy."

Well, yes. Natalia Poklonskaya is very memetic. As they say, "she puts the "cute" in "prosecute".

Then I guess green phones should be avoided like the plague... "When you are 72 years old and your mom still won't let you sit on the throne." "But mooom" "Be quiet"

"We have gathered all the Tictokers in one place." "Understood." "Training of Police in the US."

"Elizabeth in 1952 when she realised that now that she's queen she can move in any direction and at any distance." Meanwhile in Australia: Hmmm...

"Get in here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R..." (Yes, it's the entry to Sidorovich's bunker in Cordon - Stalker series is one of my favourites...)

"Warning. An invisible man is on the prowl during winter." "Dear Santa. I wish there would be real communism in my country, to become a tic-tocer and for all cis-men to disappear. Julia." Yay for Santa. :D

"When you ask grandpa for Minecraft, but he is hearing deficient." Edit: "Am I dead?" "Of course not!" "Then why do I see an angel?" "Oh you silly"

"American cop while on vacations on the Black Sea." "Just as I thought. Schizophrenia." "How do I know?" "Because you're talking to a cat."

For one, I'm not sure just how close the contacts were during our stone age, but for current issues the knowledge and skill would need to propagate through the herd. If the monkeys in ZOOs are kept single / in pairs or very small groups, that naturally prevents spreading.

I've seen it. Anyway, image tax: "Each loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become alcohol, but somebody made a wrong choice." Finally! :D "My wife gave me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring she shows me her boobies. Best gift ever, I've used...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munition_armour Kind of... Polish Winged Hussars also used a cuirass meant to tank musket fire. Early hand grenades (black powder, manually lit fuse, made of clay or cast iron) would mostly be used in sieges, but in Europe they appeared in late 1400's, so well...

If you want well-designed armour made by pros and for use by pros, look at European full plate. Protective and mobile. These 3 will be blender'ed as soon as shrapnel / firepower sufficient to fry with splash damage starts flying around, given how much they have uncovered. First guy from the...

Given how much is left uncovered... And as Carl said above, more clothes then steel (or whatever). "Classic" (Original Trilogy) Imperial Stormtroopers had pretty good attempt at futuristic full plate armour, their coverage was actually pretty damn good.

All 3 of them have shitty armour, very bad coverage.

Oppa Gopnik style! #slavsquatsmatter

Oh, those wacky Germans... From old German encyclopedia, "history of evolution": Definitely this Bosch dishwasher's old Germanic soul had awoken.

You too can work remotely from home... Edit: "Widow of a 90 year old millionaire mourns his passing" Poor little thing, isn't she? Can you guess the proper word?

"Which one am I you'll see on our first date." Veronica, age 24. Hmmm.... Quite risky, isn't it... ;)