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"Here's how that could happen." It's so hard to tell the difference between an AI generated title and a title written by an NPC for an editorm

Glinda from the Wizard of Oz movie is a more accurate depiction of Galadriel than Mandrial over there on Rings of Power. TBH the characters are actually fairly similar in terms of their roles in the story in the Baum books too. Glinda is a bit more machiavellian than Galadriel though...but yeah...

Ar-Pharazon being written as a cuck who takes second fiddle to his wife. The man's name essentially means "radiant sovereign" and he fucking invades Mordor and monster stomped Saurons army for no other reason than Sauron's claiming to be the lord of all the Earth offended his pride. The man...

The spirit of Tolkien...

That's already in production. It stars Paris Jackson as The Virgin Mary.

If you were a fan of Spike TVs chronicles of Shanara then you'd like Rings of Power. If you were a fan of Tolkiens work, it was a titanic rape perpetrated against the canon.

True enough in hindsight there's the other issue which is these clowns technically defrauding investors. Although Disney did worse in hiding how badly the sw and marvel films were doing and what damage the themes park had to them and might even have gone into rico levels insanity with movie...

I wonder if they could be sued for false advertising for doing that.

Big giant retard guy is a fallen star totally not either mother fucking Sauron or an Istari a thousand years too early. And he's trying go get insanely racist Irish stereotype caveman Hobbits to rescue Stars? The fuck kind of C plot is this!?

Bruhhhh I swear if the giant retard turns out to be Gandalf.

https://www.indiewire.com/2022/09/amazon-suspends-rings-of-power-reviews-1234758039/ The damage control begins

Poetry writing, big gay politician cuckold Elrond....Hermaphriel and big goofy forest Gump impersonating Sauron. What in the absolute fuck did I just watch...

Ah right early Third Age, for some reason I always thought she was a second age deal. It's funny though that she's almost a Roald Dhal tier lecture in print on the dangers of being a harpy. Tolkien rarely if ever did something like that in his legendarium and I've always wondered if she was...

Who was that evil Cat Lady from Numenor? She'd have been cool, probably hit way too close to home though. Hell, she doesn't even need to be a Nazgul...There were lesser wraith, or wicked men and black Numenorean descended Easterners who were edging close to becoming one and then you had the...

I dont get it, if you wanted to do an Elf version of Red Sonja you had a bunch of descendants of Feanor presumably hanging out in Lindon. Or hell, have one of the Kingsmen be a lady of Umbar. Or some Eastern Raiders, or hell even an Avari since they're supposed to be the most backwards...

From Tom Boy to "that hot chick every edge lord simps over" to "crazy witch queen who wanted her own empire" "benevolent magi who guides multiple generations of heroes through their darkest hours, mother in law to the son of Earendel one of the wisest immortals alive who venerates her wisdom in...

A major aspect of her character is everyone metaphorically horndogging on her, from Feanor to Sauron because they find her fucking irresistible, for various reasons..including her beauty. "MUH LIGHT OF THE TREES" "MUH IMPENETTABLE MIND!" Like the fucking second Satan up and turns into a petty...

When she was a child, you silly shill. Something she grew out of when she y'know grew the fuck up. Tomboys do become more feminine, they usually don't turn into bull waterstopping walls. Yes Go cope and seethe elsewhere, Rings of Power is pro groomer, anti woman, anti Anglo and filled...

She turned Dol Guldur into a smoldering crater but I'm pretty sure she didn't do that with her hands considering y'know she was basically diet soda Melian and all that. And this Yas kween, masculine Galadriel that looks like a shitty reject from a spike TV low budget fantasy show is an insult...

When the invidiual makes posts as fucking absurd as this one does solely for the purpose of disrupting a thread to do damage control for corrupt entities or a violently unhinged class of predators? Does it for years? Yeah posters are gonna kinda get frustrated and throw proverbial hands. This...