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  1. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    The guy could very likely just take over their legions of zombies any way. Sauron is probably the best low to mid level telepath in fiction and his mindfuckery has only canonically lost to two people. Galadriel who is a god damn monster. And friggen Gandalf and in Gandalf's case it was more...
  2. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Wheel of Time goes into Saint Seiya levels of crazy so I'm not in the least bit surprised.
  3. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Honestly Its entertaining for the characters more than anything..If you want intrigue in a fantasy/semi historical setting. Bernard Cornwell does it better in the Warlord Chronicles and those were basically his attempt at a "shitpost". Or Follet's Pillars of the Earth....Or Clavell's...
  4. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Because there's a literal empire of 17 foot tall Gorillas flying Pterodactyls that are crazier and more aggressive than Dragons in Sothoryos? and a literal horde of giant snow Baboons who ride T Rex sized Iguanas as battle mounts at the edge of Yi Ti? And Yi Ti itself is an incredibly ancient...
  5. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Yeah but even there...It's mostly a Maester analyzing and speculating on the speculation of other Maester's. Something something Valyrians and their thousand Dragon airforce all naturally the size of the black dread! Nevermind that Valyrian Dragons in canon couldn't handle Giant Gorillas and...
  6. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    We literally don't even know if the aliens thing is legit..so I've no idea how to explore that.
  7. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    I wouldn't exactly call it a powerful setting..The strongest character in the setting tops out just below Odin from Marvel at his absolute nastiest. The second two strongest characters are solar system wreckers at their highest upper limit and even that requires a generous helping of "taking...
  8. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Or he just turns their brains off? Or mind slaves them? The ice and fire setting at any period Valyria included wouldn't be able to handle lil ol Saruman much less Sauron. I still remember Leo1s salt about Numenor turning the Freehold onto a hunting range. Octavians seething butthurt aside...
  9. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    "So, you finally figured it out hmmm?" The voice, the mannerisms, the elegant, serpentine posture, the streaks of black in otherwise long blond hair. It wasn't her son, it couldn't have been her son. she refused to believe it was her son! Oh they all thought he was a magnificent lion, gifted...
  10. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Rewriting the personality of Princess Daenarys of the House Targayren to suit his needs would be something he could do literally in an afternoon. He may want to resurrect a modified westerosi strain of Valryian to use instead of orcs
  11. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    Metallurgy, he'll be wanting to make pipes for a sewer system for KL. Then likely improvements to the defenses of the city and an expansion of the city itself to give some space to flea bottom and the like. Well he'll create a national army and he'll mark it as designed to address foreign...
  12. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT After Sauron’s defeat, he is reincarnated into a baby Joffrey

    I honestly think he'd leave the starks alone, what's the point of running game on a bunch of isolationist simpletons? He needs the North to make war on those quarrelsome ice fairies who fancy themselves more than just a threat to his glorious orderly future of mechanized cities and mad science...
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