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So deliciously hilarious. Also, the gravestone is not that well-maintained, because it's clearly missing a word. It currently reads: "WORKERS OF ALL LANDS UNITE (...) KARL MARX" That should be: "WORKERS OF ALL LANDS UNITE AGAINST KARL MARX"

The map appears to be from a Latvian perspective. I think they're referring to the burning of Sigtuna by raiders. But this was not the capital of Sweden, and the raiders were pillaging Karelians, not Latvians. It's a very weird map.

My God, that lizard has a giant scrotum!

The Korean War: where the guy who won was stopped by his own superiors, because he was literally winning too much. Does Mercedes simply not exist in America?

They had every opportunity to caption it "M'THULHU", and they dropped the ball. What a shame!

What in the carcinogenic depths of Hell am I looking at? Is this a joke, or are there people who actually prepare food this way?

I'm fond of terminating a sentence using an em dash, suggesting a sudden interruption or other dramatic event, as if—

COLMAR VON DER GOLTZ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best President the USA ever had, if you ask me. Kicked out as many corrupt bureaucrats as he could, defended the free market from the meddling of misguided central planners, upheld the...

What the fuck is an EBT? Is that an American thing?

And Contispex saw that it was Good. At last, another crusade against the non-human filth! "Here we stand, at the extremity of our exertion, having cast behind us the idols of our fathers, to once again carry to our foe the penalties due their sacrileges. Come perdition or hard vacuüm, the...

That's racist! :p Earth: gets way hotter. Life on Earth:

Trolley memes, you say?

No. It takes Marie ten minutes to saw through the board once. To cut it in three pieces, she has to cut through it twice. Working just as hard, that takes her twice as long as doing it once = twenty minutes. The kid got it right, the teacher is an idiot.

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