They are in Alabama to along with their retarded cousin the Alligator Snapping Turtle.
Oh and on another note. When you finally move there. Buy a University of Alabama T Shirt and Sweatshirt. Trust me it will come in handy down the road.
Tell me about it. When is was deployed overseas and I told the locals about where I was from. They thought my entire life must have been a skit from Hee Haw.