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"You know, Max, sometimes I wonder about you." - Captain Von Trapp, The Sound of Music (1965)

Pretty much. Honestly, Christian Bale would've made a great Sauron. He's attractive enough, charismatic, and was able to play in American Psycho, so he definitely has the range to do an evil character.

BITCH I can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma

I feel like you're forgetting that Lord of the Rings is based heavily on Norse mythology and old English epic poetry in the vein of Beowulf, where romances with woman weren't very important. Stressing about realistic portrayals of Romance in the Lord of the Rings is like G R R Martin...

The Middle-Earth video game series isn't even supposed to be canon.

Whenever I think I'm too much of a degenerate, people like this remind me I'm not too far gone.

No art comes out of Amazon.