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  1. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Whatever you say, kitten, whatever you say.
  2. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Good for them. Wait until the Imperium gets there. Traitors get what they deserve: a mass grave. Better Human hell than alien paradise. They tried. Robby G, the Assassin Grand Master, and the Captain-General saw it coming. The ringleaders got killed, and a second wave of purges began...
  3. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Sometimes you just have to embrace the suck when the alternative is worse. The Imperium or extinction. I'll gladly pick the Imperium. Hell, no. Not even close. Those fish-faced, blue-skinned, alien freaks are not Human in any way. Belisarius Cawl says otherwise. Again, Belisarius Cawl...
  4. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Funny enough, Mira says so herself in the last chapter :ROFLMAO: That is, if the Eldar's greatness elevates them above every other species in the galaxy, then so do their failures cast them down lower than any other species.
  5. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Not yet. Tau AI tech is incredibly primitive compared to that of Golden Age Human AI. Ollanius Pearson's flashbacks of the Golden Age and the Cybernetic Revolt describe Von Neumann swarms and system-sized robotic dragons capable of eating stars, and even describes the Horus Heresy as nothing...
  6. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    The Eldar don't actually expect their gods to answer their prayers, they just say them for a sense of comfort, not much different from most Humans and the Emperor, really. That's debatable, and not just in the sense that the Imperium would strongly disagree. Remember that a lot of - if not...
  7. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Yes; a forgotten dualistic religion from the Golden Age of which nothing is left aside from ruined temples and worn statues on backwater worlds like this one.
  8. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East
    Threadmarks: Chapter 5

    Disclaimer: I do not own Warhammer 40,000 it is owned by Games Workshop. Death in the East Chapter 5 Humming echoed through the forest at night in the wilds of Balor, all but inaudible over the sound of water flowing over rocks. Starlight shimmered in the dark, holo-fields masking a Vampire...
  9. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    No. Just no. Railguns are anti-vehicle weapons. No way could Risha survive a direct hit from one, carapace armor or not.
  10. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    No, but you will see.
  11. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East
    Threadmarks: Chapter 4

    Disclaimer: I do not own Warhammer 40,000 it is owned by Games Workshop. Death in the East Chapter 4 Man-made thunder rumbled across the valley as Imperial artillery pummeled Tau positions upriver in the direction of Grand Balor. More, and lower, rumbling echoed across the valley as the...
  12. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Sure, but once they needed to go interstellar, they needed the Mechanicus. Bullshit. That's just asking for trouble. It's like putting a nuke in a museum that just about anyone can arm and then set to explode when and where they wanted it to. Eldar tech actually operates on similar...
  13. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    No, I have no plans for her to romance anyone. On Terra alone, just about every untainted techno-barbarian state either allied with Emps from the start (the Achaemenid Empire) or joined in after diplomatic overtures (the Albans). Everyone else - the Ethnarchy, the Pan-Pacific, Ursh - that got...
  14. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Psykers were rare during the Golden Age, and the Warp was much calmer back then too. Now, the birth rate of psykers has only gone up in the millennia since, and in fact, will soon experience a massive spike once the Great Rift triggers Humanity's psychic awakening within the next few years...
  15. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    I actually hinted at it in one of the earlier chapters, so spoilers if I answer in detail. It's actually quite simple, really, and a fundamental reason why Humans can't integrate with the Tau in the long-term.
  16. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    How in Ulthuan's name could that even happen? She was wearing carapace armor (4+ armor save!). Anything strong enough to destroy both armor and the uniform under it would kill her as well. Maybe in the future.
  17. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Not to mention it doesn't actually specify ethnic or racial qualifications, so long as you have 500 years of experience :ROFLMAO: He kinda already has, ish?
  18. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    Yeah, Mira doesn't exactly advertise that she's got plenty of strands of Human DNA as part of her tri-helix. That said...actually, not necessary for Eleria. Craftworlders take in repentant Commorites all the time, add to that Craftworlders deliberately cultivating what would be schizophrenia...
  19. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East
    Threadmarks: Chapter 3

    Disclaimer: I do not own Warhammer 40,000 it is owned by Games Workshop. Death in the East Chapter 3 A rustle caused a patrolling trio of Tau Pathfinders to aim their burst carbines in its direction. To their mild embarrassment, they found it was just a fairly large feline of some kind, with...
  20. Jaenera Targaryen

    Warhammer Death in the East

    To be fair, it was only one aristocratic officer who bungled on account of social bias. The rest of them limited themselves to grumbling, which the commissars allowed because nobles will be nobles. Part of being a commissar is to play office politics, and that includes knowing when to look the...
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