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Saw the movie today. It was pretty good. I was surprised how short it was and yet it filled in so much stuff and was pretty easy to follow, even if you're a kid or special needs like myself. I think I liked the Sonic live action style movies more, but yeah, you couldn't make this Mario style...

WAS MARIO EMASCULATED? HOW MUCH OF A MARY SUE IS PRINCESS PEACH? DID THEY CUCK BOWSER? IS LUIGI A MARXIST TRADE UNIONIST? How come Joe the Plumber wasn't given a cameo like Queen Lizzo was in Star Wars?

I was about to make my comments on how I found the trailer underwhelming only to see the movie had just come out and the only reason I saw this thread was because it was bumped up with a nice juicy review already! :p