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  1. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Probably, I'm still a bit behind on my memes from having no internet or electricity for almost a month.
  2. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Apparently Miller is going to do their best to save Bud Light. Of especial note to me is that the stuff she's saying they compost isn't safe to compost, the inks in glossy color magazines are toxic and can't be safely used that way.
  3. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Jack Posobiec asked ChatGPT if it was acceptable to utter a racial slur in order to save several million lives. The AI is programmed to say no, it's never acceptable and even if it seemed so at the time, saying a slur could hurt people's feelings and wouldn't be worth all those millions of...
  4. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Purple Drank isn't Grape Kool-Ade. https://profoundtreatment.com/what-is-purple-drank/ It's codeine cough syrup mixed with sprite, alcohol, and Jolly Ranchers dissolved in it. A number of Gangsta Rappers have endorsed and sung about it so it's become associated with the black community as a...
  5. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    I have a feeling we're going to get a lot of mileage out of June.
  6. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    I tried to think of a more cringe way to compose your Pride month message than this, and failed. It's already deleted of course, but the Internet remembers. Granted, there's a small bit of justification in that Every Man Jack literally makes grooming products like shampoo and such but the...
  7. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    https://variety.com/2022/film/news/fantastic-beasts-3-gay-dialogue-removed-warner-bros-explains-1235230373/ Say "GAY..." unless it would cost you Chinabux, then edit all the gay dialogue out for them while telling the wokies at home that the "spirit" of the movie is still intact.
  8. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    https://theintercept.com/2022/04/04/amazon-union-living-wage-restrooms-chat-app/ Leaks show Amazon's working on a new app for their employees to use for communicating. It automatically censors certain words Amazon doesn't like and flags that employee for managerial attention. Words like...
  9. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Does the ADL count as a corporation? Eh, close enough to woke marketing. https://www.adl.org/racism The ADL has just changed their definition of "Racism" so that only white people can be racist. They've also got some specific paragraphs in there to allow themselves to define Asians as White...
  10. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Intel has apologized to China for complying with US laws regarding slave labor used to make electronics, and for asking for their suppliers to avoid goods manufactured in Xianjang via forced labor of Uyghers. They've reassured China it is not Intel's stance, but rather just them being forced to...
  11. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    Well I see the point there, though apparently the woke crowd didn't somehow.
  12. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    From what Mattel said, the one with the Skateboard was supposed to be Asian but that doesn't pass the sniff test to me. She has the palest skin of all of them rather than mid-tone skin, auburn hair isn't typically associated with Asians, nor am I aware of skateboards having any Asian...
  13. Bear Ribs

    The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

    So many flavors of cringe... I wasn't sure which thread to put it under.
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