If I ever met the man I'd call him colonel Yiff. Hell some content creator should trademark it and make Colonel Yiff real and into the dom shit.
Colonel Awooo is fine too.
If you dig deeper these are the ones caught. They can't help themselves posting it on social media.
I know in any military when you're old enough to know there's people into kinky fuckery. The problem is when they get caught. It's not pretty.