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Requisition the original Resident Evil virus, give it to Fabius Bile to turn it into something that only works on magic creatures, spray it all over the planet and enjoy the carnage.

Yeah, but we are destroying the actual HP universe here.

Sorry but spacedogge Vikings were never my thing. Frankly though, nothing they can pull is even remotely as terrible and disgusting as the shit the likes of the Iron Warriors and the various Chaos Warbands like to pull.

Because loyalists, aside from a few overly-zealous inquisitors, don't know how to have fun.

Thousand sons post-Burning of Prospero and pre-Ahriman big oopsie Rubric might work as well.

Ahriman and Khayon were pretty independent-minded, IIRC.

Why not post-Heresy Thousand Sons? Maybe Ahriman and his Warband? That reminds me, if I want to have some fun I can just ask for a few Moaties, a few Hereteks and a Galaxy-class starship with full records of how Riker got transporter-cloned. Then I shall request Iskandar Khayon and make a...

You, sir, have won the Interwebz this day! But no, ROB wants you to damage the HP universe internally, not externally. I might remedy that in another thread.

Now that is the spirit!

No, you can't, it is a Random Omnipotent Being and any power you have he grants you. Enjoy you eternal visito to the Tree of Pain.

Why, thank you!

Ok, time to start. Option 1. Request the best fit 40k spacecraft filled with an assortment of Chaos Space Marines.A mix of Night Lords, Iron Warriors and Thousand Sons should do the trick. Just let the Chaos Space marines go in and have fun while I watch and enjoy my popcorn. Option 2. Similar...

Succeed, and the ROB shall bestow upon you immortality, the ability to jump between a dozen mid-tier fictional universes(SW, 40k, ST and the like, no Culture or Xeelee, or anything with OP posthumans), and massive wealth in each. Fail, and you shall spend the rest of eternity on the Tree of Pain...