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    Lord of the Rings The Tolkien Thread

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    Thanks,i now remember. Soviets would always love their Mordor,and it could help explain why so many of them still love genocidal monsters like Sralin or Lenin. And,also is very good example how soviet lie look like.
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    Well,good when you want to laugh.And,have imagination,becouse i could imagine good peaciful orks genocided by bad elves,but Gandalf as drug ring leader....even i would never thought about that. P.S Soviets were the same - i remember some soviet story,when Mordor is country of good humans...
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    No.Tolkien stopped working on "New Shadow" when he undarstandt,that Gondor woud be destroyed by gondorians on their own,without any influence from enemies. So,he stopped writing,becouse it would be pitiful - and he do not wanted wrote about Great country ending in pitiful way. So - no Mouth of...
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    Film was bullshit compared to both.But now,thanks to Amazon "great work" that movie would be remembered as classic.Pity. Indeed.Good idea,but not needed.Tolkien himself wrote that Gondor would fall to conspiracy of Sauron -worshipping elites,so surviving Mouth of Sauron is not needed.
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    No,he let him go becouse of parlay,only Gandalf take Frodo mail and Sam sword.
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    You knew,it still could be worst.After soviet fall many soviets wrote anti-Tolkien stories - they really loved their Mordor - and in one case/forget author,try find in memory/ Elves was arrogant manipulators,Denethor rightful King,Aragorn warlord who murdered Boromir and Denethor,And Mordor was...
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    Those who still read would knew.But,what you said is sadly true - most are not doing that.
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    That not enough.Half of them must be woman/one of them trans,other lesbian/ ,rest pederast and trans man.Making them multiracial would be right 10 years ago,but now - it is too little, too late. And,of course,they must be peaciful jewish muslims fighting MAGA white orcs. I hope,that was...
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    So,if they really made all characters lgbt+52 jewish muslim,they would target their audience.
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    To be honest,there were Haradrim quests in Bree when Frodo get there,and one of them was probably Saruman spy. But aside from that,i do not see place for any black actors in LOTR.Except in Harad army. Unless they would made elves black.They made dryads black in Witcher,so why not elves,too?
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    And all orcs would be polish white antisemites trying to kill good jewish elves.
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    Lord of the Rings The Tolkien Thread

    Well,creators probably tried to made atheist system,but what they get after few centuries was another religion. In my opinion,it is proof that 90% or more of human population simply need religion,so nobody could eradicate it,only change for other.
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    Well,there are old religions for atheists,too - buddhism and confucianism,for example.
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    Soviets made many anti-God organizations,when oficially they statet that God do not exist. There was good soviet joke about that: To soviet atheist organization come new member,sit and listened how everybody was cursing God.Finally,they asked him why he is not cursing God,too- and he...
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    Thanks.But entire idea is Still stupid.Even demiurg could be killed only by another demiurg,not its creation.
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    Pullman...is it dude who in one of his book killed God using one of his characters? Idiot.God either could not be permanently killed,or he is not God at all.
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    Nobody get raped ?
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    Indeed.And considering,that Kalavela was probably partially made by man who gathered old songs,he could be considered Tolkien for Finns people before Tolkien wrote anything.
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    Yes.Many tried with stories about ancient Piasts,but it was never that. And i think that all nation which do not have their own rich mythology need their own Tolkien.
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