Versus Match Who is the strongest person fictional character you could beat in a fist fight?

[Free-Stater 101]

Inspired by watching Rocky too many times, who or what is the strongest individual you can reliably beat with your fist alone?

 

[Scooby Doo]

I feel like I could confidently take out Robert House in a 1v1.

 

[Free-Stater 101]

I feel like I could confidently take out Robert House in a 1v1.

As if it's hard to beat a vegetable!

I dunno who my strongest beatable opponent would be, in theory a well-placed punch can lead to a knockout of many individuals, but I am no boxer with a reliable history of knocking people out and I while I am 'healthy' weight I am not 'fit' either...

I would say I could 'beat' Voldemort and most of his Death Eaters in a 1v1 as without their wands none of them have any reputation for being able fist fighters.

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

🤔

I am pretty certain I could kick the shit out of Ellie from The Last of Us. Granted that's not exactly impressive.

 

[Buba]

Tweety?

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

Tweety?

The bird?

 

[Buba]

Yes

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

Yes

Damn, and I thought beating up Ellie was hardcore, you're aiming to crush a canary. XD

 

[Buba]

Damn, and I thought beating up Ellie was hardcore, you're aiming to crush a canary. XD

I am an unfit old man

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

I am an unfit old man

How old!? D:

 

[Adrassil]

Ohh, man. Hard question: fictional characters, even the weak ones, have pretty inhuman lengths of endurance and strength. Hmm, probably the leader of Cypher Pol 9 from Once Piece, Spandam? He'd deserve it to hell and back, too, lol.

 

[Buba]

How old!? D:

Pushing sixty.

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

Pushing sixty.

D:> Damn, were the dinosaurs as cool as people say they were?

 

[Agent23]

Pee-Wee Herman.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Tweety?

That's optimistic, I don't think Mike Tyson in his prime could have done it.

From the stuff I recently watched, I guess Ollie from The Thick of It or Vasily Stalin from The Death of Stalin.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Oh guys I had to clarify I meant I think I can beat New Vegas Era Robert House not Pre-War.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Oh guys I had to clarify I meant I think I can beat New Vegas Era Robert House not Pre-War.

Oh yeah. Glad you clarified. I'm sure a great many folx were assuming otherwise.

 

[Agent23]

That's optimistic, I don't think Mike Tyson in his prime could have done it.

yeah, toon energy....

From the stuff I recently watched, I guess Ollie from The Thick of It or Vasily Stalin from The Death of Stalin.

Total drunkard and weak weenie?

TBH I think most of the named characters from that movie aside for Zhukov would be fair game.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I could take on that Taco Bell dog. Send him packing across the border. Maybe I could take on Odie as well, but beating up special needs canines is pretty low so I'll pass.

Oh I could also take on Pongo from 101 Dalmatians. And not just in a fight either.

 

[Free-Stater 101]

Oh I could also take on Pongo from 101 Dalmatians. And not just in a fight either.

Damn. Didn't know you swung that way...