Philosophy When I was younger I was a spongebob as I grew up I became a squidward.



to all my fellow squidwards out there that have accepted this philosophy in life, what caused it. Did you always have this philosophy or did something break within you?

my breaking point was probably learning how most successful corporations actually come about. Spoiler alert it typically involves backstabbing, hostile takeovers, sheer blind luck, sometimes all three, plus the fact that no matter how hard you try to build something, someone down the line is going to ruin it and leave you buzzard food.

for those of you who are not a squidward, why not?
 
A real squidward would have a more advanced frame of reference than children's cartoon characters, ceasing to be "a squidward".

so a squidward is an oxymoron as the only reference for a squidward is a cartoon charecter that features a charecter called squidward, so for a squidward to be a real squidward he'd have to cease to be a squidward. but if he ceases to be a squidward how can he call himself a squidward?
 

Typhonis

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For me it was a gradual transformation but the nail in the coffin was the 2016 Election and all those claiming it was illegitimate and the College must be abolished so every vote can count.

Russian hacking, even though nothing was found. Russia gate and the wasting of taxpayers dollars. Demanding Trump reveal his tax return when the Democrats won't do the same damn thing. Being attacked because I am a White CIS Gendered heterosexual male. Seeing the chief financial officer of my former company making $1000 an hour yet they could not pay out severance packages to us grunts.

All of it combined was what did me in and things are not improving.
 
For me it was a gradual transformation but the nail in the coffin was the 2016 Election and all those claiming it was illegitimate and the College must be abolished so every vote can count.

Russian hacking, even though nothing was found. Russia gate and the wasting of taxpayers dollars. Demanding Trump reveal his tax return when the Democrats won't do the same damn thing. Being attacked because I am a White CIS Gendered heterosexual male. Seeing the chief financial officer of my former company making $1000 an hour yet they could not pay out severance packages to us grunts.

All of it combined was what did me in and things are not improving.

Quarantine is making me question everything I knew about humans as a whole and not in a good way. Watching the so called "Right wing" devolve into the very thing the SJWs have turned into has been demoralizing to say the least. I dread to see what should happen once trump is no longer president, because Ironically I think he's the only thing keeping the country together. He gives both sides something to aim at. With the left it's himself, with the right-wing it's the democrats.
 

Cherico

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Having been forced to watch the show.

Squidward is actually an incredibly impressive artist, the man knows how to work with in multiple medias and shows a startling talent in many of them. The problem is he is a narcist and puts his ego ahead of his art. In many ways that's proven to be the flaw that keeps him from being happy. Some times you have to put your pride aside to succeed.
 

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