Democrats Buying Weapons In Record Numbers To Protect Themselves From Democrats
U.S.—In preparation for historic levels of chaos and unrest wrought by Democrats, Democrats are buying record numbers of guns to protect themselves from their crazy Democrat colleagues. According to FBI background check statistics, gun sales are set to hit historic highs since Democrats are...
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