Bring the Big Macs and fries with soda as well.
After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out of the White House until further notice. Not good!
babylonbee.com
Why is this the first time I have heard of the Babylon Bee? It's quite funny.
Want to know something more hilarious.
There's a non-zero chance the only reason we live in the timeline we do is because of the Bee.
You see, there was this techbro billionaire who while he wasn't a full conservative right winger enjoyed the Babylon Bee's comedy and followed them on Twitter.
The Bee, being an explicitly conservative Christian satire site, made a joke about a trans member of the Biden administration, and used said person's original pronouns, thus committing the insufferable crime of misgendering.
Thus Twitter banned the Bee.
That techbro billionaire who enjoyed the Bee? You may have heard of him, he's some African-American involved in electric vehicles and rockets named Elon Musk.
It was only after the Bee was banned from Twitter that Musk started to seriously look at buying it, and once he bought it one of the first things he did was unban the Bee.
I'm not saying the only reason Musk bought Twitter was to free the Bee, but it did, in fact, play a major role. Musk buying Twitter and reforming it into X has then had MASSIVE repercussions...
Potentially all because Twitter banned the Bee, a conservative Christian satire website that was just the right-wing version of the Onion...