Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

[SoliFortissimi]

Except the rich and well educated ones, of course.

 

[ATP]

Except the rich and well educated ones, of course.

Yes,doctors and engineers.Ask germans,how well it worked for them./not at all - so they are sending them to Poland now,when their agent win election with USA help/

 

[Husky_Khan]

Daily Wire Quietly Cancels Their Upcoming Little Mermaid Remake Starring Candace Owens

NASHVILLE, TN — Formerly in production for Daily Wire's Bentkey video service, an upcoming remake of The Little Mermaid starring Candance Owens has quietly been canceled. No official reason was given for the project's abrupt cancelation but rumors persist it may have something to do with Owens'...

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Sad that she's going to miss out on the Little Mermaid remake, it would've been great. But now Candace Owens is free to pursue her own story arc with a dedicated website and subscriber base.

 

[Husky_Khan]

He's so charismatic!

Biden Says When It Comes To College Women’s Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that experts predicted would alter the course of history in women's athletics, President Joe Biden announced that when it comes to college women's sports, "May the best man win."

babylonbee.com

"May the best man win!"

 

[SoliFortissimi]

I can actually see him say that. And then that ridiculous spokeswoman would snidely and passive-aggressively try to shame journalists for talking about it, all while wearing that rotten expression on her face.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Probably the best we can hope for in these polarized college campuses.

Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution

NEW YORK, NY — With tensions on the rise and conflict between the two sides growing more hostile, analysts had little hope that an amicable result would be reached, as Columbia University students rejected a two-campus solution to the conflict.

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Likely would require a big beautiful wall as well though.