What If? The ROB turns you into the Hulk

[Sailor.X]

Just what is says on the tin. The ROB being board and really really wanting to troll decides to turn you into the Hulk. But not just any version of the Hulk. You get turned into..............

World Breaker Hulk.

But so that you don't pulverize people on this planet. The ROB will send you to a Universe of your choosing. Where you can smash baddies to you hearts content. So what do you do with you new found form. Will you be the hero they need or big giant ass problem for them?

Well considering just how messed up this place is I will go to the Star Wars Universe to the Planet of Tattooine circa the Phantom Menace. And I will be cleaning house. I will expel Jabba the Hutt and all criminal elements from the planet. I will then take young Anakin under my wing and help him and his mother have a normal life. All the while doing periodic smashing of enemies that need smashing. And if Palpatine shows up. I will smash him too.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

@Sailor.X
How do you think the Hulk's rage would interact with the Force? Would the Hulk gain instinctual Force control with his rage?

 

[Sailor.X]

@Sailor.X
How do you think the Hulk's rage would interact with the Force? Would the Hulk gain instinctual Force control with his rage?

He might. But that brings into question another possibility. Gamma irradiated Midichlorians. The effect on the Hulk form and the Force itself would be one hell of a disturbance for sure.

 

[ATP]

Just what is says on the tin. The ROB being board and really really wanting to troll decides to turn you into the Hulk. But not just any version of the Hulk. You get turned into..............

World Breaker Hulk.

But so that you don't pulverize people on this planet. The ROB will send you to a Universe of your choosing. Where you can smash baddies to you hearts content. So what do you do with you new found form. Will you be the hero they need or big giant ass problem for them?

Well considering just how messed up this place is I will go to the Star Wars Universe to the Planet of Tattooine circa the Phantom Menace. And I will be cleaning house. I will expel Jabba the Hutt and all criminal elements from the planet. I will then take young Anakin under my wing and help him and his mother have a normal life. All the while doing periodic smashing of enemies that need smashing. And if Palpatine shows up. I will smash him too.

Westeros,Kingslanding when Lannisters come to sack city.In chamber with Rhaegor waifu when Mountain come.

 

[Sailor.X]

Westeros,Kingslanding when Lannisters come to sack city.In chamber with Rhaegor waifu when Mountain come.

So how many named individuals will you give the Loki ragdoll treatment?

 

[ATP]

So how many named individuals will you give the Loki ragdoll treatment?

Mountain,Armory,their host,Tywin,his host,Varys,Pycelle.I would leave Mad King to Jaime.
Later - go help Stannis and beat Tyrrels/not so brutally as Lannisters/
THen save Lyanna and deliver her to whatever place she wish.

After that - made tour of slave cities.Then,go for well - earned holidays to such knewn health-resorts like Stygoi or Kadath.
GRRM never specified what exactly lives there,so i would go to check and have fun.

 

[Buba]

For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind was being summoned as a familiar by Louise "The Zero" de Valerie and becoming Kirche von Zerbst's boy toy.
I'd perform heroic deeds too, like purging the Academy of perverts, saving Tabitha's Mum, working towards World Peace, saving Siesta from the clutches of the Evul! Count, finding a cure for cancer etc.

 

[ATP]

For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind was being summoned as a familiar by Louise "The Zero" de Valerie and becoming Kirche von Zerbst's boy toy.
I'd perform heroic deeds too, like purging the Academy of perverts, saving Tabitha's Mum, working towards World Peace, saving Siesta from the clutches of the Evul! Count, finding a cure for cancer etc.

But...But....why no got for harem,including Louise sisters? Princess and her bodyguard looked nice,too!

 

[Sailor.X]

Mountain,Armory,their host,Tywin,his host,Varys,Pycelle.I would leave Mad King to Jaime.
Later - go help Stannis and beat Tyrrels/not so brutally as Lannisters/
THen save Lyanna and deliver her to whatever place she wish.

After that - made tour of slave cities.Then,go for well - earned holidays to such knewn health-resorts like Stygoi or Kadath.
GRRM never specified what exactly lives there,so i would go to check and have fun.

Don't forget the time honored sport of punching a dragon.

 

[Buba]

But...But....why no go for harem

I forgot to mention

Don't forget the time honored sport of punching a dragon.

There is a certain dearth of dragons for a "boop on the snoot" treatment ...

 

[Sailor.X]

I forgot to mention

There is a certain dearth of dragons for a "boop on the snoot" treatment ...

But a certain 3 Dragons can be given a decent dose of PTSD from multiple Boops on Snoots lol.

 

[Buba]

But a certain 3 Dragons can be given a decent dose of PTSD from multiple Boops on Snoots lol.

As @ATP set the date at:

Westeros,Kingslanding when Lannisters come to sack city

then Daenerys' dragons are butterflied away, no? 298AC - when The Runt becomes Mother to Dragons - is 14 years into the future.
If "hulk smash Lannister", then STAB does not morph into BLAST, not to mention getting withing a wiff of thje Iron Throne. Come 298AC Princess Daenerys will be in KL, maybe with a betrothal, cooing over niece or nephew no.4 by Best Bro King Viserys third of his name.

 

[Sailor.X]

As @ATP set the date at:

then Daenerys' dragons are butterflied away, no? 298AC - when The Runt becomes Mother to Dragons - is 14 years into the future.
If "hulk smash Lannister", then STAB does not morph into BLAST, not to mention getting withing a wiff of thje Iron Throne. Come 298AC Princess Daenerys will be in KL, maybe with a betrothal, cooing over niece or nephew no.4 by Best Bro King Viserys third of his name.

You are the most powerful version of the Hulk you just need to punch reality to grab some Dragons from a parallel timeline to punch in the face.

 

[ATP]

You are the most powerful version of the Hulk you just need to punch reality to grab some Dragons from a parallel timeline to punch in the face.

And you are genius scientist,too.Except curing all ilness,you could also hatch dragons so you could have somebody to punch.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

And you are genius scientist,too.Except curing all ilness,you could also hatch dragons so you could have somebody to punch.

Nahhh...Hulk needs best riding beast EVAH! Dragon so Hulk can relax while traveling, and Dragon Fire so Hulk can get squeaky clean and relax in the soothing heat.

 

[ATP]

Nahhh...Hulk needs best riding beast EVAH! Dragon so Hulk can relax while traveling, and Dragon Fire so Hulk can get squeaky clean and relax in the soothing heat.

Indeed. How he could get to such health-resorts like Stygoi and Kadath without flying lizards?

 

[Sailor.X]

Speaking of Dragons. I think a good purge of the Krayt Dragon population near human and other alien habitation would also be a goal of mine. I smash a few Greater Krayt Dragons and lesser ones too. Then I move on to making Sarlacs and endangered species. I yank them out of the ground and toss them into space.

 

[Agent23]

For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind was being summoned as a familiar by Louise "The Zero" de Valerie and becoming Kirche von Zerbst's boy toy.
I'd perform heroic deeds too, like purging the Academy of perverts, saving Tabitha's Mum, working towards World Peace, saving Siesta from the clutches of the Evul! Count, finding a cure for cancer etc.

Heh.

I am tempted to choose either Redo of Healer and Cyberpunk 2077.

I think I would prefer 2077, because Hulk with mantishands will literally be printing eddies and I would prefer to have a nice, cozy pad in a technologically advanced world to tussling around with primitives, magic or not.

 

[Bear Ribs]

This is an interesting one because there's definite friction between where I'd want to go (some peaceful slice of life universe like Azumanga Daioh where the worst that could happen is an embarrassing haircut) and trying to do the right thing and go where the Hulk's power would be best used.

I kinda have an inclination to go the Attack on Titan for the second part. I don't like the setting and gave up even watching it after, like, two episodes. However, it strikes me as an area where Me-Hulk could do a tremendous amount of good and completely cut loose on some man-eating giants without any guilt, any collateral damage I could do would be pretty acceptable compared to what the Titans already do to people. Additionally, things capable of negating the Hulk fail to exist so it would also be a fairly safe area to hulk out in.

 

[Sailor.X]

This is an interesting one because there's definite friction between where I'd want to go (some peaceful slice of life universe like Azumanga Daioh where the worst that could happen is an embarrassing haircut) and trying to do the right thing and go where the Hulk's power would be best used.

I kinda have an inclination to go the Attack on Titan for the second part. I don't like the setting and gave up even watching it after, like, two episodes. However, it strikes me as an area where Me-Hulk could do a tremendous amount of good and completely cut loose on some man-eating giants without any guilt, any collateral damage I could do would be pretty acceptable compared to what the Titans already do to people. Additionally, things capable of negating the Hulk fail to exist so it would also be a fairly safe area to hulk out in.

STUPID PINE TREE MAN TRIED TO EAT HULK!!! HULK MAD!!! HULK SMASH STUPID PINE TREE MAN!!!!