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You know, I should have seen this coming. The Chiefs have been the comeback kings this season, and they pulled off a spectacular turnaround in one game where I was ready to walk out.
 

prinCZess

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Happy for the Chiefs, and it was a fun one to watch--really thought the 49ers had sealed it there for a while, but KC seems to have some bizarre form of magic in making comebacks that slaps into gear whenever they're behind. I don't know if it's just some peculiar way pressure spurs them on as a team, or what, but whatever it is clearly works.
Both teams clearly had nerves hitting on them at the opening, though. KCs three and out, and then the 49ers coming so close to fumbling and turning over a punt...Took a little time for both teams to get past 'Super Bowl nerves', I think.

I cannot really remember any commercials of much humor worth noting, so that's a bit disappointing...Oh! The Jeep one with Bill Murray gave me a chuckle. That was good.

I adored, adored, adored about half the half-time show. I have a weakness for earworm-y vapid pop songs, Shakira is still an amazing performer to watch merely in terms of how well she executes stuff (the belly-dancing aside she went into midway through her first piece was gorgeous), and she seems like a perfect fit for a Miami show. If anything, my slight disappointment would be Jennifer Lopez's involvement distracting from what I, at least, would see as the headliner*--I'd agree with @Abhorsen, splitting it up between them seemed like it was trying to cram too much into too short a time segment (I mean, 'Waka waka' was cut into a hook, and there was only a few lines of 'Whenever, Wherever', dangit!) and so things came off a bit hyperactive and disjointed.
Lopez singing with her daughter was a neat moment, though.

*And, more generally, the fact these shows seem to default to mash-up medleys instead of a set piece.
 
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prinCZess

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In somewhat-related to Super Bowl, and definitely-related to warm-fuzzies (of both emotional and animal kinds), news:

One of KC's defensive team-members paid an adoption-fee at an animal shelter for every win they had in the season, and after the Super Bowl paid the fees for all the dogs in one Kansas City shelter.

More football-central, Chiefs are having their victory parade tomorrow and the celebrations on Sunday night could be seen on doppler radar. I imagine the downside, of course, was fans drunkenly and produly eating some of that worthless hog-food they call Kansas City barbecue. :p
 

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So, the XFL season is starting this weekend, Seattle Dragon vs DC Defenders and LA Wildcats vs Houston Roughnecks (Looks team names are a bit less edgy and XTREME this time around, which sounds like a good sign). Anyone planning on watching?
 

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So, the XFL season is starting this weekend, Seattle Dragon vs DC Defenders and LA Wildcats vs Houston Roughnecks (Looks team names are a bit less edgy and XTREME this time around, which sounds like a good sign). Anyone planning on watching?
I'll miss He Hate Me, but I'll watch. I'll be rooting for whoever is playing the New York team, as there is no team from New England.
 

prinCZess

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Giving the XFL Seattle-DC game a shot--never saw and don't have much knowledge of the last incarnation of the stuff besides hearing it was ridiculous, but this one seems interesting so far. Big changes to how punt returns are done I'm unsure about, and kind of a neat extra points system where conversions can be done for an extra one, two, or three points from successively further away from the end-zone (so I think they axed extra point kicks entirely?) Which does seem like a fun change.

Only question I have is why it's 'Seattle Dragon' instead of 'Dragons'.
Or...maybe it is? Seems to be some disagreement between the listing and what one of the announcers uses? Dunnow.
 

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Caught the back half of one game and the entirety of the late game, and I liked what I saw. SBNation has a pretty good summation of the rule differences from the NFL:
  1. The point-after touchdown
This rule gives teams the opportunity to be creative with how many points they put up. After scoring a touchdown, a team has to run a play from either the 2-, 5-, or 10-yard line. Those are worth one, two, or three points, respectively.

Yup, that’s right — there are no extra-point kicks allowed in the XFL. HELL YEAH, SCREW EXTRA POINTS AND GIVE US MORE OFFENSE.

Additionally, if a defense forces a turnover on this play and returns it to the opposing end zone, the defense is awarded the same number of points the offense was going for.


2. The double-forward passThe XFL will let offenses throw two forward passes, as long as the first pass happens behind the line of scrimmage. Here’s what that looks like:

Now I only wish an offensive genius like Steve Spurrier were coaching in the league. He ran a play similar to the Philly Special last season in the AAF, so just imagine what he could do with his team allowed to pass behind the line of scrimmage!


3. Overtime rules

How the XFL will handle overtime might be my favorite aspect of its rulebook. It’s much better than the NFL’s terrible overtime, during which a team can score a touchdown first and win the game without the other team getting a possession.

However, the defense can’t score in OT in the XFL, unlike in college football or the NFL.

The XFL’s OT goes into five “rounds” of one offensive play per team. It’s similar to NHL shootouts or MLS penalty kicks in extra time. Each team will get the ball at the 5-yard line with one chance to score; a successful score is worth two points. The team that has the most points after each round wins the game. If it’s tied, the rounds will go on until there is a winner.

Count me in, folks.


4. The comeback period

The XFL also has what’s called a “comeback period,” which only goes into effect inside the two-minute warning of each half. The clock will stop until the ball is spotted and after five seconds run off the 25-second play clock.

Just like you’re used to in the NFL, the clock will stop on incomplete passes and plays that have gone out of bounds. Essentially, the clock stopping on each play inside two minutes gives teams more time to make plays late in the game if they need a quick score.


5. Clock differences

Three small rule changes will also help the game move faster:
  • 25-second play clock as opposed to the NFL’s 40-second one
  • Each coach will get just two timeouts per half
  • Halftime period is just 10 minutes
The NFL might not be quick to adopt any of these, but can you imagine if the league’s overtime period was like the XFL’s? It would be a blast.
 

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Just saw that Tom Brady will not be returning to the Patriots next season. No word on where he may go, and he isn't talking about retirement yet

If there was ever a sign of the end times, Brady walking away from the Pats must be one of them.
 

Husky_Khan

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Since all team sports are a thing of the past now... as a football fan this is the only thing I have to look forward to.

 

Husky_Khan

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Tavaris Jackson, who was on the Vikings as mostly a backup QB for several seasons, was killed in a car crash on April 12th. He was one of a long line of Vikings QB's of... hot and cold performance but really stood out as a super likable individual. He was more then active in community and charity events during his time as a Viking so while his performance on the field was never top tier, he was definitely a very well liked personality off the field.


 

Husky_Khan

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In case you were wondering or had just forgotten... apparently the XFL was smothered to death two weeks ago thanks to the WuFlu outbreak... which is unfortunate.



I think there was a niche for Spring Professional Football to be honest and their interesting rule sets made for some very fun games to watch... too bad.
 

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That guy is the same as this guy, for reference:


He was explicitly banned from all NFL games, and they sneak in every super bowl.
 

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So I figured I'd post an update: Belichick just signed Cam Newton for under 7.5M. How? Cause Belichick is a goddamn magician. Christ, this week just keeps getting better.
 

Husky_Khan

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Story is from a few months ago but who knows...


Though with the Japanese Olympics delayed to 2021 at least it might delay her contemplating a serious offer in trying for the NFL as a kicker. Still interesting to see if and how this develops.
 

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Story is from a few months ago but who knows...


Though with the Japanese Olympics delayed to 2021 at least it might delay her contemplating a serious offer in trying for the NFL as a kicker. Still interesting to see if and how this develops.
I mean, this makes a lot of sense. The NFL always needs reliable kickers, and you can have the punter do the kickoffs.
 

Husky_Khan

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Maybe the third time will be the charm...

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, his ex and a sports management company have purchased the previously bankrupted XFL for 15 million dollars.

 

Husky_Khan

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It's NFL SUNDAY!

I can't remember if we're supposed to stand for the Black National Anthem, raise our fist or self flaggellate during the song... Or perhaps some combination of the above?

Only thirty minutes til kickoff. Please advise...
 
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