The One Stop Football Thread (NFL,CFL,CFB)

UNLV lost their new start Quarterback Matthew Sluka after he only played the first quarter of the season, helping them win every game and being considered one of the best College Quarterbacks in the country with the team itself almost destined for a playoff spot. Over a hundred passing yards a game. Six touchdowns! UNLV's best start since they entered this division of competition back in 1978. And this is only after three games!

Now Matthew bailed on the team, supposedly because during negotiations several months ago, the coaching staff at UNLV promised Matthew Sluka $100,000 during a phone call in negotiations. So far Matthew Sluka (along with his scholarship and whatnot) has only received $3,000 in moving expenses.

The only kicker is that UNLV said they never promised him $100,000 and it certainly was written down anywhere. But Matthew Sluka's Agent, some moron named Marcus Cromartie.

Now there is controversy, both with the issue itself of Coaches promising money (College football Coaches offering money ie pay-for-play is still illegal even if revenue sharing is not) but the biggest culprit here is likely the NCAA itself which has for decades now, completely mismanaged college football, a multi-million dollar industry that has exploited thousands of college athletes in exchange for near worthlessly college educations and scholarships and little else. Recently there has been traction on actual revenue sharing so that some of the millions that flood into athletic programs and the NCAA not just from media deals, tickets, merchandise and whatnot, will actually go to the players who are putting their bodies on the line.

But alas, the NCAA still hasn't managed to figure out how to deal with this situation so its likely they are hoping the real story, as presented below, will be about whether UNLV or Matthew Sluka and his moronic Agent are at fault, when in fact the true culprit is the NCAA itself.

 
UNLV lost their new start Quarterback Matthew Sluka after he only played the first quarter of the season, helping them win every game and being considered one of the best College Quarterbacks in the country with the team itself almost destined for a playoff spot. Over a hundred passing yards a game. Six touchdowns! UNLV's best start since they entered this division of competition back in 1978. And this is only after three games!

Now Matthew bailed on the team, supposedly because during negotiations several months ago, the coaching staff at UNLV promised Matthew Sluka $100,000 during a phone call in negotiations. So far Matthew Sluka (along with his scholarship and whatnot) has only received $3,000 in moving expenses.

The only kicker is that UNLV said they never promised him $100,000 and it certainly was written down anywhere. But Matthew Sluka's Agent, some moron named Marcus Cromartie.

Now there is controversy, both with the issue itself of Coaches promising money (College football Coaches offering money ie pay-for-play is still illegal even if revenue sharing is not) but the biggest culprit here is likely the NCAA itself which has for decades now, completely mismanaged college football, a multi-million dollar industry that has exploited thousands of college athletes in exchange for near worthlessly college educations and scholarships and little else. Recently there has been traction on actual revenue sharing so that some of the millions that flood into athletic programs and the NCAA not just from media deals, tickets, merchandise and whatnot, will actually go to the players who are putting their bodies on the line.

But alas, the NCAA still hasn't managed to figure out how to deal with this situation so its likely they are hoping the real story, as presented below, will be about whether UNLV or Matthew Sluka and his moronic Agent are at fault, when in fact the true culprit is the NCAA itself.

Considering that UNLV is currently (3-0). What are the implications of Sluka entering the transfer portal?
 
Considering that UNLV is currently (3-0). What are the implications of Sluka entering the transfer portal?

Probably flipping those numbers around for the foreseeable future.

UNLV was apparently offering $3,000 a month for their star quarterback, sadly it apparently wasn't enough to keep him. :p
 
Probably flipping those numbers around for the foreseeable future.

UNLV was apparently offering $3,000 a month for their star quarterback, sadly it apparently wasn't enough to keep him. :p
That's messed up right here: UNLV promised the kid something they had no intention of honoring their commitment SMH.
 
BREAKING: New York Jets HC Robert Saleh FIRED following (20-36) overall record. Defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich serving as Interim HC.
 
Watching my beloved San Francisco 49ers facing off against the two-time defending Super Bowl champion KC Chiefs this afternoon at 3:25 PM CST on Fox 29 KABB-TV San Antonio.
 
@bullethead @Husky_Khan @Zachowon @The Whispering Monk @gral
List of NFL Head Coaches on the HOT SEAT in 2024:
1.) Doug Pederson: Jacksonville Jaguars
2.) Mike McCarthy: Dallas Cowboys
3.) Zac Taylor: Cincinnati Bengals
4.) Dennis Allen: New Orleans Saints
5.) Antonio Pierce: Las Vegas Raiders: DEI hire is a failed experiment & is a horrible HC
6.) Brian Callahan: Tennessee Titans
7.) Dave Canales: Carolina Panthers
8.) Brian Daboll: New York Giants
 
Last edited:
Defending NFC champion San Francisco 49ers escape Tampa, FL with 23-20 victory over the Tampa Buccaneers earlier this afternoon.
 
The current Lions team as explained by memes and anime part 1:
Dan Campbell
kamina.jpg

Viewed as being potentially unhinged in his first interview, Campbell quickly became the inspiration for a team that he basically personally exhumed from the ground with his bare hands. Seriously, before Campbell, the Lions had nothing and were nothing. Gives some of the most rambling and nonsensical speeches I have ever heard with some serious meme material like "wear a diaper" and "bite their kneecaps off". Players will cheerfully kill themselves for him.

In another funny parallel, Campbell was outright mid as a player and played in the 0 wins season.
 
The current Lions team as explained by memes and anime part 1:
Dan Campbell
kamina.jpg

Viewed as being potentially unhinged in his first interview, Campbell quickly became the inspiration for a team that he basically personally exhumed from the ground with his bare hands. Seriously, before Campbell, the Lions had nothing and were nothing. Gives some of the most rambling and nonsensical speeches I have ever heard with some serious meme material like "wear a diaper" and "bite their kneecaps off". Players will cheerfully kill themselves for him.

In another funny parallel, Campbell was outright mid as a player and played in the 0 wins season.
You're a fan of the Detroit Lions ?
 
Part 2:
Montgomery and Gibbs
sonic-knuckles-confirmed-v0-ixgghr8xz7vd1.jpeg

Yeah, this one is easy. One is fast, the other is strong. Gibbs is also a big videogame nerd and really, really wants to make this a thing. D. Mo is fine with it, even if he isn't as enthusiastic as Gibbs about it.

Which, yes, is exactly how it should be.

A lot of people laughed at them when they started doing this but, well:
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top