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Supreme Court Forbids Ugly Women With Zero Options For Sex To Protest Roe Vs. Wade Decision
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Humor/Comedy The Finest in Fake News
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As Racial Tensions Flare, Realtors Brace For Extra Business From BLM Leaders
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Mafia Renames Hideout ‘Hunter’s Laptop’ To Avoid FBI Suspicion
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Update: The CNN reporter later asked the mafia leader why, if you’re worried about being seen, did you agree to this televised interview. To which Mickey replied, “Why do you think we only talk to CNN?”
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FBI Asks Facebook To Add Disclaimer To All Trader Joe’s Signs
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Jennifer Lawerence To Reboot ‘Hunger Games’ Where Katniss Just Does Whatever The Capitol Wants
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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'Wow, Those Borders Sure Look Secure' Biden Whispers Watching Jurassic Park
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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“We’ve seen the reports, and we’ll continue to monitor the situation, but that theme park is still a beacon of safety and security,” Karine Jean-Pierre said. “In fact, the President plans to take Hunter down to Jurassic Park this summer for a father/son trip.”
In a rare interaction with the press, Biden was asked if he’s worried a horrifying dinosaur could be the downfall of his presidency.
“No. I think Nancy Pelosi is doing a great job,” he said shuffling away.
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Large Homeless Encampment Lands Major League Baseball Team
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Joe Biden Achieves Excellent Work-Life Balance By Barely Working And Barely Living
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Homeschooled Kids Baffled By Radical Pro-America Teachers
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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As millions of American children are now being homeschooled, many kids are dealing with the jarring transition to their radical pro-America teachers.
“What is with Mr. Anderson?” 9-year-old Hanna Anderson sighed after another bizarre day being taught by her father. A normal school day for Hanna consisted of 1st-period math, which is the counting of the genders. Then after lunch, social studies, a class where students are taught the trending anti-American hashtags on social media.
But like so many kids, her boomer rube dad is opting to teach her things like “history” and “science”.
Congratulations to Adam Sessler on his Crowning Speedrunning Achievement.
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I like him being described as a former gaming personality (and his speedrun being watched by "hundreds" of viewers).
Adam Sessler Successfully Completes G4 Cancellation Speedrun -
New York, NY – In front of hundreds of viewers, former gaming personality Adam Sessler successfully completed his G4 cancellation
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I like him being described as a former gaming personality (and his speedrun being watched by "hundreds" of viewers).
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Donald Trump In Hot Water After Paul Pelosi And Gay Lover Get In Hammer Fight
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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The police realized Donald Trump had been plotting the incident for months once they spotted a pillow in the Pelosi bedroom.
“Trump and Mike Lindell—I knew it!” the Soros-appointed DA was heard screaming before he relayed his findings to the press.
“I hope Trump is happy. The doctors are calling this the most erotic injury they’ve seen in years,” Paul whispered after recovering from surgery. “Where does Trump get off? No, seriously, I’m asking. Where? Anywhere seems safer than California.”
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Top 10 Woke Christmas Cards You Won't Believe
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‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Updated To ‘Hoe, It’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket'
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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Jealous of Ukraine, Teachers Unions Now Also Demanding Surface-To-Air Missiles, Javelins
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"So the federal government can just digitally print any amount of money, and they weren't doing that for us all these years?" a local teacher wrote on Facebook while striking in Cabo. "Biden should just go to the federal reserve and print us what we deserve. I've taught geography and math for almost six years. That's over a dozen years of teaching young minds. And we're giving money to a nation that doesn't even exist?"
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Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag
Because Seattleites know plastic bags pose the largest threat to their beautiful city, concerned citizens, including several drug dealers, called the police immediately.
"What was that guy thinking?" asked prominent dealer Emerald Ice. "That's just irresponsible. That guy needs to take a long look at his life, his decisions, and how they impact others," Ice concluded.
I used to watch Frasier and liked the show a lot.
Sad they were only able to get Kelsey Grammer back for the reboot but I'm sure the rest will come around when more seasons are approved and they can compromise their sense of artistic expression and integrity with financial compensation.
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I've been begging for a Multiverse for ages now and I am here for it!
Looks confirmed it'll draw in Cheers and the rest of the St. Elsewhere Tommy Westphall Theory of a Unified Television Universe!
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Sad they were only able to get Kelsey Grammer back for the reboot but I'm sure the rest will come around when more seasons are approved and they can compromise their sense of artistic expression and integrity with financial compensation.
Paramount Confirms Upcoming Frasier Reboot Will Focus on Multiverse
The reboot will joins Deadpool 3, season two of Invincible, the follow up to Spider Man: Across the Spiderverse, and every upcoming MCU film.
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I've been begging for a Multiverse for ages now and I am here for it!
Looks confirmed it'll draw in Cheers and the rest of the St. Elsewhere Tommy Westphall Theory of a Unified Television Universe!
It took a Conservative Supreme Court to finally make sure Sam Hyde stops getting away with this.
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Target Undergoes Woke-Affirming Surgery, Removes Balls
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Last Factual Piece Of Information Deleted From Internet
THE WORLD WIDE WEB—The existence of shared communal truths was dealt a critical blow at approximately 10:07 a.m. Monday, sources reported, when the last factual piece of information was deleted from the internet. “This morning, an anonymous editor changed Muhammad Ali’s actual birth date on...
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McCarthy: 'We Can't Impeach Biden Because Then The Democrats Might Try To Impeach Our Guy.'
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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"I would begin impeachment against Joe, but then let's say Trump gets into office. The Dems might try to impeach Donald Trump!"
Much of the media agrees with McCarthy's logic.
"Democrats did a masterful job of containing and limiting their accusations against the last Republican President, and now it's time for the new House Leader to do the same," Rachel Maddow said.