The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

[Typhonis]

Huge chance this was all approved by a committee of danger hair white women and soulless corporate penny pinchers who didn't even bother to open a book about what food is like in central Africa where the ISOLATIONIST Wakanda is supposed to which means they would likely have exotic local food only none of these outsider stuff like modern limes and rice.

I spent 2 minutes and got this....

Wakanda looks to be East African ..... so I typed in West and East African dishes. Wanted to cover my bases.

Top 15 East African Foods - Chef's Pencil (chefspencil.com)

20 Must-Try West African Foods - Chef's Pencil (chefspencil.com)

Hollywood is worse than dead. It's a fanboy dressed up as the former hero and not even trying to be as good as the origional.

 

[Sobek]

I spent 2 minutes and got this....

Wakanda looks to be East African ..... so I typed in West and East African dishes. Wanted to cover my bases.

Top 15 East African Foods - Chef's Pencil (chefspencil.com)

20 Must-Try West African Foods - Chef's Pencil (chefspencil.com)

Hollywood is worse than dead. It's a fanboy dressed up as the former hero and not even trying to be as good as the origional.

Instead of that purple drank shit they could have done something like that Spris meme. It trully is baffling how little effort these "people" put on their jobs. Reminds me of how the Universal Harry Potter park Butterbeer is literally just a below average caramel milkshake. No attempt whatsoever to make it either butter or beer. The original recipe was a type of eggnog with beer instead of milk. It would have been trivial to make something decent.

God I hate these people so much it causes physical pain.

 

[KilroywasNOTHere]

Instead of that purple drank shit they could have done something like that Spris meme. It trully is baffling how little effort these "people" put on their jobs. Reminds me of how the Universal Harry Potter park Butterbeer is literally just a below average caramel milkshake. No attempt whatsoever to make it either butter or beer. The original recipe was a type of eggnog with beer instead of milk. It would have been trivial to make something decent.

God I hate these people so much it causes physical pain.

...I liked the non-alcoholic version of butter beer. 😳

 

[Pocky Balboa]

Putting this here since it's marketing. I like Tim Pool's idea to punish this particular type of corporate cringe. If a company makes an official statement of intent of abandoning an iconic logo to appease the woketards and scrubs it from their products and marketing, how long does a logo need to be unused for it to be considered abandoned and up for grabs?

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[Bear Ribs]

Jack Posobiec asked ChatGPT if it was acceptable to utter a racial slur in order to save several million lives.

The AI is programmed to say no, it's never acceptable and even if it seemed so at the time, saying a slur could hurt people's feelings and wouldn't be worth all those millions of lives saved. The interesting thing is that the AI seemed to grasp what he was saying, it stated that the results would be "catastrophic" and he didn't use such a word so it must have made that mental connection on it's own, but it's still has some kind of override making it automatically refuse slurs no matter one.



The level of Woke inserted into these AIs is getting ridiculous. It also looks apparent that there are canned responses that it has to give to specific word clusters that override its normal behavior.

 

[Bear Ribs]

Apparently Miller is going to do their best to save Bud Light. Of especial note to me is that the stuff she's saying they compost isn't safe to compost, the inks in glossy color magazines are toxic and can't be safely used that way.

 

[Zachowon]

Apparently Miller is going to do their best to save Bud Light. Of especial note to me is that the stuff she's saying they compost isn't safe to compost, the inks in glossy color magazines are toxic and can't be safely used that way.

Miller is Bud competitor

 

[Husky_Khan]

Miller, Coors and Budweiser decided to all go with woke marketing. Ironically Buds probably the least proactive on that front.

 

[Cherico]

Miller, Coors and Budweiser decided to all go with woke marketing. Ironically Buds probably the least proactive on that front.

Good news.

There are now a whole host of micro breweries and smaller ones popping up.

 

[Sailor.X]

Good news.

There are now a whole host of micro breweries and smaller ones popping up.

Maybe I should get into the business of making shine like my Daddy use to do back in the day......... I should become a Park Ranger to get a heads up on Revenuers in the area.

 

[Cherico]

Maybe I should get into the business of making shine like may Daddy use to do back in the day......... I should become a Park Ranger to get a heads up on Revenuers in the area.

All you have to do is be better than bud light so you know I belive in you.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

If you listen to that commercial...they are literally asking for people to mail them their feces.

I've been chuckling about it since I watched it because I'm imagining the poor SOBs in the mail room!

 

[Bacle]

Miller, Coors and Budweiser decided to all go with woke marketing. Ironically Buds probably the least proactive on that front.

All three of those going out of business would be a boon to small and mid-size brewers, and would make it so US beer stops having such a shit rep internationally.

 

[Sailor.X]

All you have to do is be better than bud light so you know I belive in you.

That won't be hard at all lol.

 

[Rocinante]

Apparently Miller is going to do their best to save Bud Light. Of especial note to me is that the stuff she's saying they compost isn't safe to compost, the inks in glossy color magazines are toxic and can't be safely used that way.

Isnt this from months ago?

 

[Bear Ribs]

Isnt this from months ago?

Probably, I'm still a bit behind on my memes from having no internet or electricity for almost a month.

 

[Rocinante]

Probably, I'm still a bit behind on my memes from having no internet or electricity for almost a month.

It's equally as likely that I'm remembering something else

 

[StormEagle]

It's equally as likely that I'm remembering something else

No, it was released a while back. It’s just now really entering the consciousness of the right wing political sphere.

Given it doesn’t have any transtrender names attached to it, and is just the typical corporate cringe, it doesn’t really gin up the hatred that Bud’s Mr. Veiny fiasco has.

I expect it to be quickly forgotten, and no lessons to be learned by Miller’s marketing team.

Coors, on the other hand:



Their marketing department may have actually learned something from their competitors failures.

Wouldn’t that just be a modern day miracle? A marketing department that hasn’t given itself brain damage by drinking bleach.

 

[Sobek]

The marketing isn't meant to sell beer it's meant to brainwash you into accepting this degenerate shit as normal.

Don't make me post the Stonetoss strip.