The Annals of Corporate Cringe and Woke Marketing

mrttao

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Dove, the soap and personal care brand, has launched a new campaign promoting "Fat Liberation" with a Black Lives Matter Activist named Zyahna Bryant.

Her previous claim to fame was fomenting a hate crime hoax at the University of Virginia where she is a student and reportedly ruined the life of a fellow White student named Morgan Bettinger by making up claims said student was a "Nazi" and referring to BLM protestors as "speed bumps." While she used the term, she used it while talking to a trucker who parked his vehicle as a barrier for traffic to protect the protestors and the trucker in question corroborated Morgan's interpretation of events.

Zyahna Bryant however interpreted the comments differently and whipped up a social outrage mob to denounce the student and destroy her reputation without evidence and subjecting her to multiple investigations. No witnesses have ever corroborated Zyahna's interpretation of events (despite Zyahna stating she uttered her threats in the presence of over two dozen people) and no evidence has ever surfaced, thus resulting in all investigations turning up nothing.




Though unreported, another reason for casting doubt on Zyahna Bryant's story is that Zyahna is objectively is far too large to be considered a speedbump, especially for the small crossover Subaru that Morgan was driving at the time.

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Just sayin... no judgment.

Anyways... Zyahna is now a brand spokesperson for Dove, stating:

"My belief is that we should be centering the voices and the experiences of the most marginalized people and communities at all times. So when I think about what fat liberation looks like to me. I think about centering the voices of those who live in and who maneuver through spaces and institutions in a fat body."

This is actually true. Zyahna is actually a big voice for the most margarineized community in America and it can be really difficult for them to maneuver through spaces. Thankfully Dove Soaps can help! :D


Left eats their own.

- BLM protest in middle of road like idiots
- Truck driver blocks road with his truck to protect them from traffic
- dumb white liberal woman thanks him for protecting the poor precious widdle BLM protestors. "good thing you are here, without you these people would have been speedbumbs"
- BLM protestor mishears and misinterprets it as "BLM protesters are speedbumps. I Want to run over them"
- police gets called. investigates. confirms with witnesses that she was thanking the driver
- BLM protester starts media campaign to smear dumb white liberal woman as a nazi. to get her expelled from school. and gets her harassed. Later admits she misheard the original comment.
 
Left eats their own.

- BLM protest in middle of road like idiots
- Truck driver blocks road with his truck to protect them from traffic
- dumb white liberal woman thanks him for protecting the poor precious widdle BLM protestors. "good thing you are here, without you these people would have been speedbumbs"
- BLM protestor mishears and misinterprets it as "BLM protesters are speedbumps. I Want to run over them"
- police gets called. investigates. confirms with witnesses that she was thanking the driver
- BLM protester starts media campaign to smear dumb white liberal woman as a nazi. to get her expelled from school. and gets her harassed. Later admits she misheard the original comment.

It never ceases to amaze me. I know plenty of larger women that are quite pretty (edit for wording) and don't have awful personalities and reputations. How in a country of 300,000,000 people do these corporations always manage to find some of the scummiest people to represent their movements? Almost ever single time it seems.
 
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Cherico

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It never ceases to amaze me. I know plenty of larger women that are quite pretty (edit for wording) and don't have awful personalities and reputations. How in a country of 300,000,000 people do these corporations always manage to find some of the scummiest people to represent their movements? Almost ever single time it seems.

because the movements are full of scum bags.
 

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