What If? The American Special Military Operation to DeMilitarize (lol) and DeNazify (POV dependent) Canada

Quebecois are even worse at being French than the French themselves, deporting them all to France so the French would have to suffer the double scourge of both Quebecois and muslims, which would be funny.
But France prefer muslims,so they do not let them come.
@Carrot of Truth - there are nazis in Canada,ukrainians who run after WW2 and dream about killing polish babies since then.
 
Denmark is expanding its military buildup into Greenland. This would give Americans even less notice in case of Danish aggression against the American continent in case of a surprise attack.


Already there's reports of entire NATO bases located on Greenland filled with (probably) foreign mercenaries, many of whom even look and act like American military personnel.

Greenland needs to be neutralized and demilitarized in order to respect American independence and sovereignty.
 
Denmark is expanding its military buildup into Greenland. This would give Americans even less notice in case of Danish aggression against the American continent in case of a surprise attack.


Already there's reports of entire NATO bases located on Greenland filled with (probably) foreign mercenaries, many of whom even look and act like American military personnel.

Greenland needs to be neutralized and demilitarized in order to respect American independence and sovereignty.
I mean I propose we just head them off and buy Greenland from Denmark, we give the later a fuckton of cash for the land itself and bribe the population of Greenland into accepting giving each citizen of Greenland 3 million dollars if they sign on the dotted line.

We will then have the Canadian menace encircled before their buildup can lead to further aggression.
 
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we already have the ability to easily blockade them on the pacific. between Maine and Greenland we can cut off the saint Lawrence.
 
we already have the ability to easily blockade them on the pacific. between Maine and Greenland we can cut off the saint Lawrence.
Yeah, but after we the liberate the chinese puppet ruled by Castros son to the North the map will look so much better with it than without don't you think? Also, besides what we would give to Denmark the 170,367,000,000 we would bribe the Greenlanders with would be pennies compared to the 6.2 trillion we paid last year alone, I mean if we must spend ourselves int oblivion let's do it with style!
 
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These people are obviously Chinese Americans...
so it would be China and Canada Vs America? that changes the calculus. more access to ground troops, rice, knock off AKs. on the other hand there is a big lake that they need to use boats to arrive at the conflict zone. and we own the seas.
 


Danes are going to the FRENCH for help to defend Greenland from America. :LOL:

What is this? 1066? Normans ain't going to save you Denmark from your imperialistic encroachment into the American hemisphere.

Y'all could barely hold onto Narvik. Ain't no way you holding Greenland no matter how many baguettes you stockpile ahead of time.
 
Bold move from a country that hasn't won a World Series since 1993, then went on strike the very next year. :rolleyes:


I don't think Canadians have realized that their Capitol City of Toronto is within GMLRS range.

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Look at that. It's only a two day walk away from Buffalo. We don't even have to pay the motor vehicle border toll as America marches onto victory in three days or less!
 

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