I saw 1995's Cyberpunk Action Thriller
Johnny Mnemomic yesterday on Netflix.
First thing, right off the bat, the movie takes place in the far future of the year 2021 and let me tell you its like looking through a foggy window... or whatever the analogy is. But you may ask... what is the World of 2021 look like?
New Century. Age of Terminal Capitalism
The Armored Towers of Multinational Corporation Rise Above the Ruins of the Democracies that Gave Them Birth.
Soldiers of the Yakuza Defend Them.
Hackers, Data Pirates, LowTek Media-Rebels Are the Enemy, Burrowing Like Rats In The Walls of Cyberspace.
A New Plague Convulses the Cities: Nerve Attenuation Syndrome, Incurable, Fatal, Epidemic, Bringing Fear and Misery As Old As the Species Itself.
But the Most Precious Data is Sometimes Entrusted to Elite Private Agents, Wetwired to Function as Human Data Banks.
Mnemonic Couriers.
Keanu Reeves stars as Johnny... Just Johnny as he tells people who press him, an elite Mnemonic Courier who stripped out his childhood memories in exchange for a chunk of silicon capable of holding up to 160 gigabytes of data. He just needs to save up enough money, a mere 1.5 million in fact to head to Japan so the neurosurgeons can eventually rip out that chunk of silicon and restore his brain fully, memories and all. And to do that, he just has to take one more BIG job that'll take him from riot racked Beijing to romantic and idyllic Newark, New Jersey.
Just kidding, Newark looks like even more of a shithole then it does in OTL... though to be fair, I've never been to Newark so maybe it's already that bad. Seeing China reflected in a bad light though almost ruined my suspension of disbelief as I've been so well trained subconsciously by Hollywood movies to never see China in a negative light. The 90's were a magical time for cinema.
I saw this movie a long time ago and about all I can remember is Keanu Reeves being the main character, some badass Yakuza dude with a laser garrote for a thumb, and some super unkillable cyborg who acted and dressed like a Shepherd Preacher. What I did remember, turned out to be accurate. What I don't remember, is if this movie was actually any good or just... another blah movie.
Needless to say, it was basically an average movie. The fact the movie takes place in 2021 however, improves it magnificently as I kept watching it to see how accurate it is to our world. Needless to say, I think OTL of Earth turned out better. While having China racked by strikes and protests is great for Murica, it's not like the United States was portrayed as all hunky dory. Outside of the Airport, Newark was basically a rubble strewn ghetto filled with homeless people, delightful brothels and lots of people suffering from the "Black Shakes" which is the aforementioned disease mentioned in the opening text crawl. The world building never the less, is the best part of the film and it's pretty to explore.
You can surf the internet through VR goggles and digital gloves hooked up to a GPL computer (though its actually pretty rare to access a computer in the rotten city cores apparently) and televisions are definitely smaller then the ones we use today. Also people still use VCR's and fax machines... and in fact, I think the show writers have vastly overestimated the future capabilities of VCR's.
Exact quote from the movie:
"So get your VCR's ready because we got what you need."
This is followed by some Rebel scum uploading 320 gigabytes of data to... a satellite television feed I guess?
Everything else is notably far more disappointing.
This movie stars Keanu Reeves, Henry Rollins, Dina Meyer, Ice T and HOLY SHIT is that Dolph Lundgren? I didn't know Dolph Lundgren was the crazy Super Cyborg Bounty Hunter... this made the movie way better.
Dina Meyer did decent with what she was given but Keanu Reeves and Henry Rollins, they have a limited or narrow range of acting typically and so while their performances were entertaining, it was still pretty one note because its clear the filmmakers were struggling with things like "directing the actors to bring out the best of their ability" or "crafting a story with proper plot structure."
Also while the special effects were great and not really dated at all, the fight choreography sadly was quite disappointing. Just imagining this movie was produced three years before
The Matrix and you could see the fight scenes here compared to that are like night and day. For an action movie, Johnny Mnemonic is probably just a step above John Carpenters
Escape From New York/Los Angeles in thrilling action scenes. It was rough. A Yakuza Assassins slicing dudes in half with a laser garrote helped improve things some.
Oh did I mention Dolph Lundgren portrayed a Bounty Hunter/Street Preacher whose apparently made up mostly of cybernetic implants and so f'ing terrifying that everyone from the local Yakuza Lord to the local Rebel leadership were terrified of that crazy nutter? Dolph Lundgren's character stole the scene, every scene. He's walking around a post-apocalyptic Newark wearing Shepherds Robes and wielding a SHEPHERDS CANE as a weapon. And he hams up every line he delivers!
"HALT SINNERS!" he shouts right before aforementioned sinners RUN HIM OVER IN AN ARMORED VAN only to have him get up a moment later.
"COME TO JESUS!" he proclaims as he rises from the ground, arms outstretched in the middle of a gun battle where Yakuza goons are battling Rebels with explosions and automatic weapons erupting all around him.
Did I mention he beats up everyone wielding only a Shepherds Cane?
Where was I?
Oh yeah... overall
Johnny Mnemonic was a fun movie to watch. The world building is neat and it's nice to see how dreary 2021 looked like in the eyes of 1995 Hollywood screenwriters and filmmakers.