ROB gives you spectator seat

PsihoKekec

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Do you like history? Of course you do, why else would you be here. Anyway...no I'm not offering a self insert you greedy cunt. My offer is of sightseeing tour. Five events in history, each can be spectated for three hours, experiencing full sights, sounds and smells of history, which is why I would advise against Erfurt Latrine Disaster. There are certain limitations though, your feet must touch the ground, so no bird eye view, you are not tangible enough to interact with objects but tangible enough not to be able to pass through. Anything high speed enough will pass through you, but better move out of the way of people and animals. Also nothing electronic will work on you in your semi tangible state, but good old fashioned binoculars will do just fine.

You will be safe. If you don't act like idiot that is

If you run full speed into wall, there is going to be some bruising, but arrows and cannonballs will pass through you harmlessly. If you happen to place yourself right in front cavalry charge, use the emergency exit, because I don't do any injury compensations.

Also the seat is a figure of speech, unless you bring one with you.

So, what events will it be?
 
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PsihoKekec

Swashbuckling Accountant
For me it is:

Battle of Vienna - Hackenberg would probably be a good vantage point, two hours before the big cavalry charge

Battle of Frigidus - vantage point near Stilicho, second day of the battle, just before the fighting starts

Battle of Borodino - vantage point at Raevski command post, starting at 13.00 PM

Battle of Missionary Ridge - vantage point near Grant and Thomas just as the signal for the assault on the ridge is given

Battle of Krasnogvardeysk - vantage point near commander's tank, five minutes before the shooting starts
 

Bear Ribs

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Hmm, I'd probably avoid battles myself, though they're important historical events I don't want to traumatize myself with having to look at all that death and destruction when I could see more uplifting and beautiful sights.

I'm wondering ROB left me a loophole for old-fashioned chemical-based film cameras, electronics don't work but lenses do?

1. The Dedication of Solomon's Temple - A display of worship that has never been equaled, and a view of one of the ancient wonders of the world.

2. The Eruption of Yellowstone approx. 640,000 years ago. One of the most awesome displays of natural power ever. I'll ask ROB to drop me off with a telescope a safe distance away on a mountaintop.

3. A three-hour tour of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. The only wonder of the ancient world we really have no idea about, there's no solid records of it and we're not even sure what it might have been shaped like. I'll get to see something majestic and also expand history's knowledge tremendously (if anybody believes me).

4. Leonardo Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa. I love watching a master of their craft work and just seeing how the guy operated would be amazing and educational, possibly boosting my own skills tremendously.

5. The Gettysburg Address. There's actually a wide range of other speeches I'd go for first, but most of them aren't in English or would at least have enough lingual drift for me to lose too much context, and ROB hasn't promised a translator for me to, say, listen in on Cicero.
 

ATP

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Do you like history? Of course you do, why else would you be here. Anyway...no I'm not offering a self insert you greedy cunt. My offer is of sightseeing tour. Five events in history, each can be spectated for three hours, experiencing full sights, sounds and smells of history, which is why I would advise against Erfurt Latrine Disaster. There are certain limitations though, your feet must touch the ground, so no bird eye view, you are not tangible enough to interact with objects but tangible enough not to be able to pass through. Anything high speed enough will pass through you, but better move out of the way of people and animals. Also nothing electronic will work on you in your semi tangible state, but good old fashioned binoculars will do just fine.

You will be safe. If you don't act like idiot that is

If you run full speed into, there is going to be some bruising, but arrows and cannonballs will pass through you harmlessly. If you happen to place yourself right in front cavalry charge, use the emergency exit, because I don't do any injury compensations.

Also the seat is a figure of speech, unless you bring one with you.

So, what events will it be?

Machomet meeting Gabriel/real one - probably some christian heretic or rabbi/,Moses getting tablets,
And,for next 2 - invention of fire,wheel,and,

Most important - Christus Ressurection.
 

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