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Humor/Comedy Politicians Cringe Thread

PsihoKekec

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Hmm.
I thought it was Democrats who went in for Epstein's island stuff, while Republicans went to the Bohemian Grove.
Both events were bipartisan affairs. Screwing up the country and screwing the minors is the passion they all share.
 

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Speaker Pelosi: Thank you George Floyd for sacrificing your life for justice...Because of you and because of thousands, millions of people around the world who came out for justice, your name will always be synonymous for justice.
yeah even we think she's an arrogant blowhard.
 

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What about this claim is wrong? The Clintons, the Obummers, the Bidens, and the Bushes were all regulars to Epstein's "Island of Jolly Fun (TM)".
How about saying “Q is the truth” despite it’s central predictions not coming to pass which has left many people stuck rationalizing with ideas like Biden is an actual hologram and his presidency is one big deception as part of the super-secret operation to defeat the deep state? That’s not productive or helpful.
 

Urabrask Revealed

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How about saying “Q is the truth” despite it’s central predictions not coming to pass which has left many people stuck rationalizing with ideas like Biden is an actual hologram and his presidency is one big deception as part of the super-secret operation to defeat the deep state? That’s not productive or helpful.
Ah, that I can understand why it's dumb.
 

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Congress Critters facing five thousand dollar fines for bypassing repeated security screenings in the new Capitol security guidelines.


Politico said:
Clyburn entered the House floor on Tuesday through an entrance that faces the Capitol Rotunda. He was wanded by security, according to a source familiar with the matter, who noted that he then voted, before exiting through a different door to go to the bathroom that is outside of the House Speaker's lobby. When he left the bathroom, Clyburn walked to his Capitol Police detail, who were speaking with the officer at the magnetometer in the Speaker’s Lobby. They went around the metal detector to return onto the House floor.
Politico said:
"The officer said I needed to be wanded but since I had already been through the metal detector thoroughly and having never before been required to be wanded after already having entered the floor properly, I returned to the House floor to engage in my turn to debate the bill under consideration," Gohmert wrote in his appeal, recounting his return to the House floor from the bathroom.
Meanwhile...

 

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State Representative Jewell Jones is a rising star in the Michigan Democratic Party, serving as the YOUNGEST City Council Member and then later as the YOUNGEST State Lawmaker in that States illustrious history. He is so well regarded by State Party officials that he's apparently on a first name basis with Governor Whitmer, whom he calls "Gretchen" and apparently has her on speed dial or something.


Two weeks ago Jewell Jones took to social media (while refusing media interviews), showing a picture of him with allegedly two black eyes after being arrested by Law Enforcement.

Why was he arrested by the police? Later dashcam video revealed some details of his arrested which was in relation to assaulting paramedics, Sheriffs Deputies, a car accident along the Interstate and driving while over twice the legal alcohol limit. During his arrest he threatened to call the Governor on the cops, and was apparently pepper sprayed and tasered before being brought under control by law enforcement.
 

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No one is above the law.
It just takes time for it all to catch up with them.
 

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I'm glad to see that the police didn't actually cow-toe to him, though they have a bad record when it comes to actually enforcing their tin-pot dictator's edicts. That being said, I won't be terribly surprised if the officers involved see some kind of consequences over this (perhaps county funding being held over their heads), and/or if BLM makes some kind of deal out of this.
 

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Fucking Lizard People like Chuck Schumer (and Larry Kudlow)



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Hello normal Humans. I am a normal Human too who just happens to be Senate leader.

I like to sit awkwardly close to television watching Oscar's Awarding of Movies no one heard of by myself in my study while sipping plant based beer out of bottle instead of sucking warm beer piss out of meat receptacle as per usual.


I mean gotta watch something else during the commercials...
 
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Isnt...all beer plant based?
Fermentation for beer needs yeast, which die from their own waste as they consume sugar. Pointing that out to some vegans annoys some, some do not care, as it's not wildly off from mushrooms. The arbitrary line of what living things I'm willing to exploit and/or consume is pretty arbitrary. The vegans who I know that drink either don't think about the yeast or don't care.

That is very "Hello my fellow humans!" though.
 

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Isnt...all beer plant based?
I believe there is Honey Beer which is half mead, and I think some weird potential beers.

Fermentation for beer needs yeast, which die from their own waste as they consume sugar. Pointing that out to some vegans annoys some, some do not care, as it's not wildly off from mushrooms. The arbitrary line of what living things I'm willing to exploit and/or consume is pretty arbitrary. The vegans who I know that drink either don't think about the yeast or don't care.

That is very "Hello my fellow humans!" though.
Yes there is that. Also there are some beers that contain animal products in the production of beer...So it is either the thing about yeast, or he means entirely vegan/vegetarian (which may or may not contain yeast). And the only ethical consideration that I would make if I could is eating what I kill, so I can ensure it is entirely cruelty free and of course the principle and the connection...
 

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Fermentation for beer needs yeast, which die from their own waste as they consume sugar. Pointing that out to some vegans annoys some, some do not care, as it's not wildly off from mushrooms. The arbitrary line of what living things I'm willing to exploit and/or consume is pretty arbitrary. The vegans who I know that drink either don't think about the yeast or don't care.

That is very "Hello my fellow humans!" though.
Fucking hell I hate Beer.
I will stick with my harder stuff
 

Terthna

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Fermentation for beer needs yeast, which die from their own waste as they consume sugar. Pointing that out to some vegans annoys some, some do not care, as it's not wildly off from mushrooms. The arbitrary line of what living things I'm willing to exploit and/or consume is pretty arbitrary. The vegans who I know that drink either don't think about the yeast or don't care.

That is very "Hello my fellow humans!" though.
Most vegans are only vegan so that they can feel morally superior to those who aren't vegan. It's the same reason why most people become "woke". The novelty of it eventually fades however, which is why they keep coming up with new requirements to be one.
 
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