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Humor/Comedy Politicians Cringe Thread

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Kansas State Senator and Republican Majority Leader Gene Suellentrop was pulled over by State Police after his SUV was reportedly driving down the wrong side of an Interstate highway.

Appearing (and smelling) intoxicated, the State Lawmaker refused a breathalyzer test and then berated the law enforcement officers, calling one "Donut Boy" and saying he could take him in a fight and referencing how he played sports in High School.

The State Police then shot and killed the 69 year old Kansas State Legislator in self defense.




Okay not really.. He was taken to a local hospital for blood tests and arrested on five different charges including a DUI and reckless driving.

 
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Kristen Clarke, the Biden Administrations new appointee to lead the Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division but there's been some hiccups over things found out that she wrote in letters to the Harvard Crimson newspaper back in 1994 when she was attending college.

Washington Free Beacon said:
Pressed about a 1994 letter published in the Harvard Crimson making the case that blacks are intellectually and physically superior to whites, Clarke waved it off as a "satirical" attempt to refute The Bell Curve, which came out the same year.

Everybody knew she was joking, she said, when she wrote that "black infants sit, stand, crawl and walk sooner than whites," and, in a demonstration of scholarly rigor, pointed to the work of the writer Carol Barnes to assert that "human mental processes are controlled by melanin—that same chemical which gives Blacks their superior physical and mental abilities."

The letter concluded: "It is completely naive to say that Blacks have achieved economic equality with whites. It seems that whites have grown tired of hearing about racism." Was that a joke, too?
She brushed it off as satire but in the following days when asked by the Paper to retract her claims, she refused to do so or explain her apparent irony. She later invited the Black scholar Tony Martin (noted antisemite and Holocaust denier) to speak to the campus.

Of course, no one should be condemned or cancelled for something they said or did or advocated for over twenty years ago, but you also shouldn't perjure yourself when accepting nomination for high level Civil Rights and Law Enforcement positions either. 🤷‍♀️

 

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The Blaze said:
Pelosi told USA Today she would have put up a fight if the mob that reportedly wanted to kill her had been able to get to her.

"That's what they were setting out to do," she said. The paper asked her if that frightened her, and she responded, "Well, I'm pretty tough. I'm a street fighter. They would have had a battle on their hands."
It's clear the Capitol Police let the mob in so that Nancy Pelosi would destroy them. Many lives were saved when she chose to leave instead of standing her ground.
 

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It's clear the Capitol Police let the mob in so that Nancy Pelosi would destroy them. Many lives were saved when she chose to leave instead of standing her ground.
Pelosi couldn't make a stand against the wind.

In any case why would the capital protesters want to kill a woman that's already practically a walking corpse?
 
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Pelosi couldn't make a stand against the wind.

In any case why would the capital protesters want to kill a woman that's already practically a walking corpse?
She'd stop the Insurrection singlehandedly when the Mob bursts into her office and she starts shrieking how they're going to rape her and just the mere thought of it will repel the mob and she'll chase them out of the entire District, begging them to do their worst.
 

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She'd stop the Insurrection singlehandedly when the Mob bursts into her office and she starts shrieking how they're going to rape her and just the mere thought of it will repel the mob and she'll chase them out of the entire District, begging them to do their worst.
Pelosi has exactly one job one, get california a very expensive bail out.

If she fails at said job, she will be murdered not by right wingers but by her fellow left wingers.

It will be made either too look like an accident or natural causes.
 

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So we can look forward to her accidentally cutting her head off, while shaving her back?
 

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Pelosi has exactly one job one, get california a very expensive bail out.

If she fails at said job, she will be murdered not by right wingers but by her fellow left wingers.

It will be made either too look like an accident or natural causes.
I bet you dollars to cents that she will make like a politican and never get that bailout. Why I think that? Because all politicans never fix a problem. Otherwise they would be no longer needed.
 

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I bet you dollars to cents that she will make like a politican and never get that bailout. Why I think that? Because all politicans never fix a problem. Otherwise they would be no longer needed.
You misunderstand. The bailout would not fix the problem, which is incompetence and insane excessive spending on the part of California. It would prolong their ability to keep making the same mistakes.

Thus, a bailout would be precisely in line with the usual politician crap.
 

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What about this claim is wrong? The Clintons, the Obummers, the Bidens, and the Bushes were all regulars to Epstein's "Island of Jolly Fun (TM)".
Hmm.
I thought it was Democrats who went in for Epstein's island stuff, while Republicans went to the Bohemian Grove.
 
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