News of the Amused

[Husky_Khan]

While you were busy wasting time not being homeless, they were studying the sword...

Dad finds Samurai sword in Seattle homeless camp next to son’s school

Kids at the school have a “front-row seat” to the fighting, drug use and defecation that has plagued the park for weeks.

nypost.com

Pretty sure this is how many Martial Arts sagas start. Homeless wandering ronin, going on adventures, fighting injustice, taking baths in the Kids pool.

“I walked through, and I found a samurai sword lying upright next to a tent, unattended,” Goodrich fumed Friday. “Then the day after … someone [had] a throwing ax right in the middle of the trail, surrounded by tents and throwing it at this target, you know, repeatedly hitting the bullseye.”

 

[PsihoKekec]

I guess he stumbled upon the shooting of the Netflix adaptation of the Kung Fu Hustle.

 

[Clanner Moment]

Guy who became internet famous for volunteering in the official narrative-approved Kurdish YPG gets touchy when someone jokes that he's CIA. Go figure.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Teen who moved into retirement community by mistake shocks TikTok

At her mom’s suggestion, 19-year-old Madison Kohout signed for a super cheap apartment, sight unseen. It turns out she’d moved into a senior complex.

nypost.com

19 year old teenager found a sweet apartment rental online and secured a lease before even visiting the premises. It turned out to be a Senior Retirement Community.

 

[Typhonis]

Well looks like BLM and ANTIFA have been canceled by Japan.

 

[Cherico]

Well looks like BLM and ANTIFA have been canceled by Japan.

this is the start.

If this keeps up, with constant woke garbage with no escape you will have large crowds chanting.

"we don't care."

 

[Clanner Moment]

I wonder what other acts one could get up to wearing a mask like this. 🤔🤔🤔

 

[Bacle]

Feeling less and less sorry for Bill Gates.

 

[PsihoKekec]

You were feeling sorry for him?

 

[Cherico]

I wonder what other acts one could get up to wearing a mask like this. 🤔🤔🤔

not going to lie that is low key brillent.

 

[Abhishekm]

 

[Bear Ribs]

A number of fenceposts were stolen in Saskatchewan. The RCMP investigated and discovered the culprit was building a dam with them nearby.

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/finance/news/bucktooth-bandits-police-trace-stolen-232236566.html

Also the culprit was a beaver.

 

[Battlegrinder]

I wonder what other acts one could get up to wearing a mask like this. 🤔🤔🤔

He had so many possibly choices here, and somehow decided to go with Napoleon Dynamite as his disguise. Like, I get that he's a criminal and prone to bad decision making, but come one.

 

[BlackDragon98]

A number of fenceposts were stolen in Saskatchewan. The RCMP investigated and discovered the culprit was building a dam with them nearby.

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/finance/news/bucktooth-bandits-police-trace-stolen-232236566.html

Also the culprit was a beaver.

Canada, the only place where stuff like this can ever happen.

Guess I'll keep watch for beaver bandits next time.

 

[Cherico]

Canada, the only place where stuff like this can ever happen.

Guess I'll keep watch for beaver bandits next time.

We have florida man you have beavers, as much as florida man is well himself I think america is better off with him around, some times you need your crazies after all.

 

[PsihoKekec]

USAball cannot into art



Meanwhile, this is African Renissance monument in Senegal, made by North Koreans

 

[f1onagher]

...excuse me I'm going to eat some fried chicken and waffles, down some coolaid and then enjoy a watermelon for desert to get the taste of stereotype out of my mouth.

 

[Cherico]

...excuse me I'm going to eat some fried chicken and waffles, down some coolaid and then enjoy a watermelon for desert to get the taste of stereotype out of my mouth.

I will let you guess who built it and to help you no it wasnt a republican.

 

[Pocky Balboa]

We have florida man you have beavers, as much as florida man is well himself I think america is better off with him around, some times you need your crazies after all.

Cherico, you know full well not to even hint that

Spoiler: non-Floridians GTFO

Florida Man is one of our state's last lines of defense for scaring off the out-of-state folks and keeping them from staying too long if our local critters don't do the job.

. Do you want to be barred from getting Publix gift cards and discounts on Zephyrhills Water?

 

[Battlegrinder]

I'm somewhat mystified by how the artist sculpting the NYC statue spent weeks/months working on it and never once looked at the design and said "huh, you know when you really look at it, it does sorta look like a like racist cartoon character from a 1930s cartoon."

That said, the Senegalese one isn't much better, it's clearly a standard soviet style "all hall the glorious manily proletariat" statue, with a different ethnicity depicting and the central figure holding a child instead of a hammer and sickle.