So this is a work in progress but... this is a points based scenario. The Attackers are trying to seize the US Capitol by force in a mostly peaceful manner, while the defenders are attempting to defend the US Capitol building and the integrity of the foundations of the democracy they have stolen.
The United States is in a Succession Crisis with both sides of the ideological divide having marshaled their forces on the Nations Capitol in a gambit to determine the future of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. It is up to you to seize the Capitol or Defend it... using the assets listed below:
Rules:
Ten Thousand Point Maximum
No More Than Two Thousand Points Per Unit Type (For Diversity and Inclusion)
Blowing Up the Capitol Is A Mission Fail For Both Sides, Just Saying
Defenders: (24) The Uniparty will do whatever it can in a mostly peaceful manner to defend the sanctity of the fraudulent elections so that they can deliver the United States of America into the hands of the elites of the World Economic Forum.
>Tenth a Point:
Landless Rabble: Marshaled from the millions of migrants swarming over the unprotected borders, these people are hardly even peasants, as they do not have any land to work. But they can still be pushed into taking up arms, a desperate action for such folk. At best, they will be armed with agricultural tools and whatever they have managed to loot. They are of dubious military worth.
>One Point:
Influenced: After decades of urban mismanagement the DemonRATS have finally managed to create ravaged rotting dystopias in the dark beating hearts of every major American urban center. These Influenced are an aggressive, psychopathic pageantry of the transmundane, hooked up on wild concoctions of various cocktails of veterinary, recreational and combat drugs and are unleashed upon their foes in smelly, indiscernible masses of screaming, drooling, clawing, braying and begging, clad in a maddening cacophony of rags, piercings, dyes and designer fashionwear, they can't be reasoned with by those with still functioning sanity meters.
Angry Mob: The GLA (Globalist Liberal Army) used such persuasive propaganda that they could seemingly incite an angry mob consisting of Liberal-affiliated groups of enraged common folk anywhere they had a base of operations. Angry mobs could bring ruin to enemies and structures over time by lobbing Molotov cocktails and rocks at them. All of the angry mob's quotes consist of various hails, chants and cheers, probably in Arabic.
Nupperibo: Five feet tall and weighing at over two hundred pounds, these naked Humanoids are healthy at any size. Nupperibos barely had anything that could be considered a personality. They lack any kind of ingenuity to develop anything and follow the orders of any Devileftist because of their sensitivity to such commands. Outside of their instinctual desire to inflict pain and unending quest to end their hunger, these creatures have little independent thought, violently lashing out at any non-Leftist. They are the menial labor force and partial food source of the Globalists, a virtually inexhaustible resource.
> Five Points:
Black Orcs: Otherwise mistakingly known as 'Black People" to the Leftist Uniparty this rare breed is among the biggest, strongest and more brutal of all of the subraces that have been cataloged by Big Science. Known as Super-Predators by the WEF elite, these beasts are grim and singularly focused on war, an occupation that they take far more seriously than even others of their own kind.
Screeching Women: While their martial value maybe underestimated, their zeal and tenacity in combat is not to be underestimated. But their true value is in the unnerving effects they have on enemies. The foul ulutations of these women can strike fear into the strongest of hearts! They are best positioned safely behind friendly infantry where, like dark and demented cheerleaders, they can avoid combat while creating their particular brand of intimidation.
Literal Clowns: The itinerant life providing few repercussions for some World Citizens. Drinks, junk food, drugs, they indulged in all of them to excess. For a time, these vices were enough, but soon greater urges fuel them. They steal clothes and make-up fashioning a disguise that would let them get close to his victims before they abduct them, bringing them back to their caravans, where they would awake to find themselves bound and at the Clowns mercy. They would finally get to have their fun, mentally and physically torturing their victims. Men, Women, Young, Old, the Clown World doesn't care. The essence of a good collection is in the variety. These Clowns are parasites, throwing bottles of Afterparty Tonic to create clouds of noxious cough inducing gas that impairs vision & movement. They are also equipped with oversized Butterfly knives.
Mostly Peaceful Protestor: Similar to an Angry Mob, except they are less interested in chanting and more interesting in suicidally charging towards their enemies and hurling Molotov Cocktails at them. Permanently high on their own supply, these pyromaniacs need no excuse to start a fire, especially since by being here illegally, they are immune to American laws.
>Ten Points:
Civil Protection Metrocop: Civil Protection officers are ordinary human volunteers who have "willingly" joined the Uniparty. Civil Protection officers joined either for more privileges, such as additional food, better living conditions, rewards for completing objectives and tasks (including "non-mechanical reproduction simulation"), an increase in authority and status over others, or out of genuine sympathy and identification with the WEF's aims. In order to protect civility, they are equipped with USP Match Pistols, stun batons and clad in bullet resistant vests, spooky face mask/helmets that filter their voices, and green slacks.
Red Guard: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of Red Guard are filled with fanatically-loyal and poorly-trained warriors armed withcutting-edge equipment. The armour consists of green and red military style clothes and a reliable bolt action rifle they use as 'defenders of peace!'
Wumao Remnant Soldier: Used to starvation, they have survived two centuries of isolation behind the Great Firewall. The remnants of the Fifty Cent Army are still committed to communism and fight with the name of the likely long-dead Chairman Xi on their chapped lips with hatred of Americans still burning in their hearts. Armed with a Chinese Assault Rifle.
> Twenty Points:
Secret Service?: Dressed in dark business suits, dark sunglasses, and earpieces as well as well hidden body armor making them durable to damage. They are well equipped with Colt Commando Assault Rifles, Beretta Pistols as Sidearms as well as possibly hand grenades for mostly peaceful riot deterrence. They are also well trained in protecting their clients, in his case the Uniparty.
> Twenty Five Points:
Swamp Trooper: It was expected that the Big Government Imperialists Would Deploy the Imperial Army's Mudtroopers to the reclaimed SWAMP known as Washington DC. While well equipped with blasters, knock off plasteel armor, oxygen breathers for all of the exposure to hot air swamp gas, and goggles for when Nancy Pelosi is around, their morale might be poor as Swamp Trooper infantry is often the dumping ground for free thinking officers and cadets in the military.
Aqun-Athlok: Qunari strongly believe that the genders are inherently and intuitively better at certain tasks. No matter how much aptitude and promise a male shows for management, he will never be considered as good at it as a female, therefore it would be considered inefficient and a waste of resources to place him in a role where a woman would serve better. The same goes for females. Unless your Trans. In which case you will be considered male regardless of biological sex. So stunning. So brave.
Traitor Guardsman: These are soldiers who have forsaken America and cast their lot with the dark and unknowable powers of Chaos. Although some actively worship the Dark Gods, most are more akin to madmen who have surrendered to degeneracy and evil, roaming from protest to protest. These renegades are equipped with lasguns and grenades and late scenario some Renegades will summon Bloodletters upon their death.
Anti-Insurrectionist Redcoat: Serving side by side with their Traitor-Kin, these Guardsmen are Clad in Scarlet Jackets with Pith Helmets. Like Joe Biden, they agree that if you support Insurrection, you don't support America! These loyal Guardsmen are equipped with lasguns and grenades. Get a squad of them for volley fire bonus effects!
> Fifty Points:
Riot Soldier: Like their fallen comrades in arms, due to being overvaxxed, boosted and fed a steady diet of social justice brainwashing, the Riot Soldiers have now succumbed to the darkness. Marching under the banner of the Dark Lord, they unleash a firestorm upon Humanity. Equipped with nigh indestructible shields as well as chainguns.
Glowing One: These luminous post-necrotic Humans have absorbed so much discretionary federal power that they have become living conduits of the Uniparty that it not only heals their combat injuries but can be forcibly released from their bodies. They are most often considered outsiders, even by other NPC's.
Plague Doctor: The Plague Doctor makes use of experimental remedies and risky healing practices to cure ailments, and restore their vigor. Eager to prove the effectiveness of their latest untested concoctions, they will inject anyone - blindly faithful in its beneficial results. The Plague Doctor wears only light cloth - intent on remaining as far from melee combat as possible. From a distance they lob toxic sachets that can blind, disorient, and eat away at their foes.
Fire Warrior: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of Gue'vasa are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. Their main weapon is the Pulse Rifle while the combat armor worn by the Fire Warriors is lightweight and agile but sturdy.
Foreign Peacekeeper: Grenadiers in the European Federation Enforcer Corps are highly educated, extremely intelligent, and very well equipped. The mentality of the Enforcer Corps is to accomplish the mission; if they can avoid any unnecessary killing, so much the better. To that end the Enforcers are equipped with the (probably) less than lethal 4.6mm MP12 submachine gun and the Milana-2, an advanced anti-armor shoulder-launched missile.
> One Hundred Points:
Chaos Spawn: This identifier is used to describe an entire panoply of creatures mutated by Chaos. In fact the chances are you have seen a Chaos Spawn already, if not in person, then certainly online and simply mistook them for being a little funny looking. The fickle nature of the Dark Gods means that these otherwise normal mutants can at any moment, cause the unfortunate creature (or in the case of degenerate polyamorous relationships, creatures) to succumb to the many gifts of chaos as the mutations grow out of control, mind and body warping until they de-evolve into twisted bodies of unspeakable horror.
E-Thot Influencer: Despite having an OnlyFans account The Witch is supposedly passive, antisocial and paranoid towards humans, however she is easily startled. She spends most of her time wandering around aimlessly, crying and covering her face. or is seen sitting in a single spot, hunched over and sobbing. Shining a flashlight, standing too close, touching, talking, looking at, DM'ing or hurting the witch will cause her to become "startled" where she will target the offender. After killing a victim, The Witch will run away in terror from the person she just killed, suggesting she is remorseful for her actions but unable to stop the instinctual need to attack those who provoke her. She's also single!
Mutated Incel: Suffering from some unknown mutation that has resulted in significant brain degradation combined with hyperaggressive rage. The mutation has also inexplicably resulted in the hypergrowth of musculature of only their right arm. Fueled by a near constant raging lust, they will charge their foes with superhuman force, pummeling their foes with powerful hammer blows!
> Two Hundred Points:
Elfrican/Female Warrior Protagonist: Whether on a Lark or merely hanging Arondir these mighty Elven heroes are even more exceptional, smug, skilled and physically fit then their already superior Elven brethren. No one knows why! They are equipped and supremely skilled with the sword, spear, bow, glaive, dagger, throwing dagger, axe, warhammer, throwing spear, javelin, darts and many martial arts, as well as in lore, survival, tracking, languages, psychology, music, poetry, spelunking, cooking etc etc etc.
Pyro: Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: they sets things on fire and they don't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. The Pyro is a mumbling pyromaniac of indeterminate origin who has a burning passion for all things fire related. The Pyro appears to be insane and delusional, living in a utopian fantasy world known as Pyroland. You will burn everything and be happy.
> Five Hundred Points:
Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan (Limit One): Horrigan has 999 hit points and is equipped with a Plasma Rifle, End Boss Knife and loads of Action Points.
> One Thousand Points:
Apache AH-64E (ALL BLACK HELICOPTER) (Limit One, Two if you have Spare): Prince William, Duke of Sussex will be flying the spare. Assume he got remedial training to help protect his adopted home from racial inequity.
> Strong Female Marvel Character (Limit One or Four?): All four of these MCU Characters Who Were Almost Arbitrarily Blessed with Vaguely Defined Light Energy Powers That Originate With the Tesseract that Make Them the Most Powerful Individuals in the Universe and the Only Thing Keeping Them Down is the Patriarchy. And good writing.
Attackers: (24) The forces of Dark MAGA is calling for those who still cling to their guns and religion to violently seize power in the Capitol in a peaceful and patriotic manner.
> Tenth a Point:
Murloc: "By foul craft MAGA has cross Frogs with Morlock Men." They may just want to Fish and Grill but Big Government won't let them.
> One Point:
Religious Fanatic: A motley assortment of zealots and maniacs from amongst the common folk of Christendom, mainly Western America. Banding together with other like-minded militant pilgrims, armed with clubs and other simple weapons, these undisciplined and unruly MAGA mobs flock on crusades to the Bicoastal Lands.
Bullywug: These Americans are a primitive Subrace of frog-like humanoids found throughout the bogs and marshes of America, the self-proclaimed lords of the swamp. Savage and self-destructive, the bullywugs regularly tampered with forces beyond their understanding, threatening the safety of others and their own brutish, noisome, and wet lives.
> Five Points:
Uruk-Hai: Brutal Warriors of Eastern Europe and the strongest breed of Slav, believed to of been Russian Assets corrupted by dark MAGA. They can either be equipped with shield and cleaver style sword, or shield and pike or oversized crossbows. They may also carry ladders and other implements to allow them access to the upper levels of the Capitol building if the velvet ropes are to be respected at entrances and Capitol Police do not allow them entry.
Good Guy/Girl With a Gun: Equipped with the most powerful handgun in the world, the M1911, these gun owners are clad in sweaters and sweat pants, with some wearing proper down jackets for the cold weather. They rarely take cover with the Males naturally acting more aggressively.
> Ten Points:
Swampfolk: The swampfolk are descended from the destitute locals inhabiting the United States of America. Swampfolk are very territorial, and are hostile to any outsiders. The only known group that can trade with them are the (relatively) unmutated "Normies" who live near the coast and plains and everywhere in between. Because of their historically insular nature, the swampfolk all act, look and sound like stereotypical "hicks," from the odd ways they walk to their vocabulary, such as "There you is!" and "I gonna kill you!", with inbreeding likely compounding their already genetically short straw. Swampfolk have high health and are equipped with axes, lever action rifles and double barrel shotguns. Most important they are immune to glowie bullshit.
Scarlet Crusader: As they wander the blasted wastes, the degenerate creatures who call America home have learned to scan the horizon continually for the crimson garb of the Scarlet Crusaders. They from many vocations — warrior, priest, scientist, scout — but these beautiful TradCon girls have one obsession: the complete and utter destruction of the plagueborn creatures who have conquered and occupied their ancestral homelands. Whether a red robe, a red tabard or red lacquered armor, a Scarlet Crusader wears the bright color as a brazen declaration that the red blood of the living still flows in her veins and a beacon calling her Leftist foes to battles.
Crusader Knight: A powerful all purpose cavalry that is immune to conversion... or any new ideas period. Clad in plate armor, they ride into battle atop trusty war horses armed with trusty sword and shield in hand. DEUS VULT!
Lurker: The Left tried to abort their primary mission. They have returned with a vengeance. I apologize for nothing Moloch worshippers.
> Twenty Points:
Pig Cops: Wah Wah Wah I'm a Right Aligned Libertarian or Anarchist, ACAB blah blah blah shut the hell up. Mutated into law enforcement jobs, Pig Cops are muscular, humanoid boars that were created by Conservatives to do their bidding. PigCops have high health, move slow, and are equipped with powerful shotguns. Back the Blue! Blue Lives Matter!
Compensator: Large enough to be classified as a semi truck, this four seater has four wheel drive, a powerful engine, and tough build so it is an excellent choice for an off-road vehicle. Along with absorbing massive amounts of damage, the Compensator can dish out extreme amounts of force to other vehicles (and people). It's easily capable of knocking cars clear off the road.
> Twenty Five Points:
Imperial Weeb: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of Imperial Warriors are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. The armour consists of a helmet with an optional faceplate and a thick vest with a personal power supply used by the beam katana.
Soldats of the Fatherland: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of the New Order are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. The armour consists of a helmet with an optional faceplate and a thick vest whilst equipped with Sturmgewehr 1946's. Totally not Nazis...
> Fifty Points:
QAnon Shaman: The standard bearers of the QAnon Legion, they are rarely seen in battle, but that their presence inspires the men to fight harder in battle. The QAnon Shamans are elite units with very high health and combat skill, 10% Damage Resistance and equipped with either Marksman Carbines or Sniper Rifles.
Boomer: Though America became anarchic after Leftist rule, the Boomers' display of power dissuaded fortune seekers from attempting to penetrate their gated communities. The Boomers are said to be xenophobic tribals armed with even more firepower than the Gun Runners. No one ventures into or out of their heavily guarded lands. These Boomers are lightly equipped with Missile Launchers, combat helmets and Boomer Flight Suits.
Motorized Patriot: Wearing flags, a presidential facade, and shouting propaganda, these automatons are unwavering and brutal in their patriotism. The Motorized Patriot is a testament to the technical prowess and power of the Boomer-Cons. They are equipped with Peppermill Gatling Guns.
Based Latino: Heavily armored, masked Latino males with a green mohawk named El Jose who speaks with a deep, rugged "American" accent. They are armed with burst firing grenade launchers and like all Latinos, can hide effortlessly amongst the masses of their kin, enemy or otherwise before unleashing a shower of grenades upon their foes!
> One Hundred Points:
Arachnid Warrior: Warrior Bugs are quadrupedal Arachnids approximately two to three meters long utilizing a powerful pincer-like mandible that is capable of crushing rock, metal and severing limbs as a means of attack. The two upper forelegs or "side mandibles" are utilized in the manner of swords for attack as well as defense. They are completely opposed to being eaten like bugs, advocate small town community values and are extremely pro-life.
Screamer: In the Realm of Conservatism Daemonic Sky-Pundits known as Screamers roam the tides of populism as easily as a bird glides upon the breeze. Preying upon the shadow-souls of mortal creatures, lone dissenting voices and other unfortunate political ephemera. They have no real conscious thought and are instead driven by a powerful hunting instinct. These things are not intelligent beings, and they survive by instinct alone, drawn to extreme emotion, drifting towards places where agony, love, and hate run fierce. Once they discover such a rich place, they tease out the souls to feast upon, sampling the flavours of Human emotions over facts.
Manosphere Influencer: The Tank is an exclusively male Special Influencer who has experienced extensive physical mutations, wcwn for an Influencer. The excessive muscle mass serves as both the Tank's weapon and armor. The increase bulk gives the Tank superhuman strength; a single punch can destroy safe room doors, launch Leftists a considerable distance and he can even rip off chunks of ground to serve as a ranged projectile. This also allows the Tank to take massive punishment from all sorts of weapons. Conversely The Tank has also suffered either heavy brain damage or a rabies-like cerebral infection, resulting in the Influencer being in a constant state of unbridled rage, even more so than most other Influencers.
Mutated Incel: Suffering from some unknown mutation that has resulted in significant brain degradation combined with hyperaggressive rage. The mutation has also inexplicably resulted in the hypergrowth of musculature of only their right arm. Fueled by a near constant raging lust, they will charge their foes with superhuman force, pummeling their foes with powerful hammer blows!
> Two Hundred Points:
Confederate Marine: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of the Confederacy are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. With C-14 Impaler Rifles and CMC Combat Armor Suits, they are willing to engage in morally questionable acts to satisfy their wealthy political Masters brandishing their own brand of justice whilst proudly waving the Stars and Bars!
The Soldier: The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from Midwest, USA. Tough and well-armed, he is versatile, capable of both offense and defense with his quick firing rocket launcher and stock shotgun. He is also capable of rocket jumping.
White Ape: The White Apes are a feared race of semi-intelligent, gorilla-like monsters who inhabit the wilds of the PrisonPlanet (INFOWARS.COM). Incredibly violent creatures, they are sociable among their own, gathering in tribes. They also seem to be partially reasonable creatures.
Tradcon Sister of Battle: They are Humble, Reserved and Quiet Religious Conservative Women and Aren't Afraid of Telling the Whole World Just How Traditional They Are. These Power Armor clad maidens will loudly rush into battle, purging their enemies with Storm Bolters and Flamers while striking fear and terror into friend and foe alike who do not know whether to tremble in prayer, or tremble in lust whilst blinded by their blonde presence.
> Five Hundred Points:
Orange Dragon (Limit One): The Orange Dragon is a Chromatic Dragon And Thus Automatically Evil by Birth. Their natural habitat are tropical areas such as Mar-a-Lago in Florida. Immune to flame attacks, their breath weapon is a cone of liquid sodium that can burst into flame when in contact with air and even more explosive results when in water. Can also cast Pass Without A Trace three times a day to keep themselves out of prison and forgiven by their cultist supporters whenver they say something ridiculous.
The Troll King (Limit One): Even the most lackwit Man-Child knows that Conservatives are grossly stupid beasts. Nonetheless, around the campfires of the north, there persist rumours that in the depths of Flyover Country there is an elder beast whose mutations were not just of the body but also the mind -- a King of Trolls possessed of a grim and malevolent cunning who seeks to grind the realms of Mxn under his monstrous rule.
> One Thousand Points:
Rommel (Limit One): This tank is a 65-ton armored combat vehicle, specializing in close range fighting and urban combat. The Rommel uses a single Defiance 'Mech Hunter Autocannon/20 as its main armament. The Rommel can also keep an enemy at bay with a Coventry Five-Tube LRM-5 System. If attacked by infantry, or as a last resort, the tank commander can aim a single Defiance A5L Small Laser. Sadly they are limited because the Rommel has been cancelled.
Smaug Paul (Limit One): Smaug is a firedrake, considered to be the last "great" Dragons of Libertarianism. Like most fiscal Conservatives, he sleeps for eons at a time on piles of money within his gated community and endorses a return to the 'Gold Standard.' Get some Rand!
Default Opposing Forces:
Capitol Defenders:
1000 Influenced
1000 Angry Mob
500 Nupperibo
300 Screeching Women
300 Literal Clowns
100 Black Orcs
200 MetroCops
50 Secret Service
40 Riot Soldiers
1 Frank Horrigan
versus...
Capitol Protestors:
20,000 Murlocs
1000 Religious Fanatics
1000 Bullywugs
25 Compensators
20 QAnon Shamans
20 Boomers
10 Screamers
10 Manosphere Influencers
5 White Apes
1 Troll King
The United States is in a Succession Crisis with both sides of the ideological divide having marshaled their forces on the Nations Capitol in a gambit to determine the future of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. It is up to you to seize the Capitol or Defend it... using the assets listed below:
Rules:
Ten Thousand Point Maximum
No More Than Two Thousand Points Per Unit Type (For Diversity and Inclusion)
Blowing Up the Capitol Is A Mission Fail For Both Sides, Just Saying
Defenders: (24) The Uniparty will do whatever it can in a mostly peaceful manner to defend the sanctity of the fraudulent elections so that they can deliver the United States of America into the hands of the elites of the World Economic Forum.
>Tenth a Point:
Landless Rabble: Marshaled from the millions of migrants swarming over the unprotected borders, these people are hardly even peasants, as they do not have any land to work. But they can still be pushed into taking up arms, a desperate action for such folk. At best, they will be armed with agricultural tools and whatever they have managed to loot. They are of dubious military worth.
>One Point:
Influenced: After decades of urban mismanagement the DemonRATS have finally managed to create ravaged rotting dystopias in the dark beating hearts of every major American urban center. These Influenced are an aggressive, psychopathic pageantry of the transmundane, hooked up on wild concoctions of various cocktails of veterinary, recreational and combat drugs and are unleashed upon their foes in smelly, indiscernible masses of screaming, drooling, clawing, braying and begging, clad in a maddening cacophony of rags, piercings, dyes and designer fashionwear, they can't be reasoned with by those with still functioning sanity meters.
Angry Mob: The GLA (Globalist Liberal Army) used such persuasive propaganda that they could seemingly incite an angry mob consisting of Liberal-affiliated groups of enraged common folk anywhere they had a base of operations. Angry mobs could bring ruin to enemies and structures over time by lobbing Molotov cocktails and rocks at them. All of the angry mob's quotes consist of various hails, chants and cheers, probably in Arabic.
Nupperibo: Five feet tall and weighing at over two hundred pounds, these naked Humanoids are healthy at any size. Nupperibos barely had anything that could be considered a personality. They lack any kind of ingenuity to develop anything and follow the orders of any Devileftist because of their sensitivity to such commands. Outside of their instinctual desire to inflict pain and unending quest to end their hunger, these creatures have little independent thought, violently lashing out at any non-Leftist. They are the menial labor force and partial food source of the Globalists, a virtually inexhaustible resource.
> Five Points:
Black Orcs: Otherwise mistakingly known as 'Black People" to the Leftist Uniparty this rare breed is among the biggest, strongest and more brutal of all of the subraces that have been cataloged by Big Science. Known as Super-Predators by the WEF elite, these beasts are grim and singularly focused on war, an occupation that they take far more seriously than even others of their own kind.
Screeching Women: While their martial value maybe underestimated, their zeal and tenacity in combat is not to be underestimated. But their true value is in the unnerving effects they have on enemies. The foul ulutations of these women can strike fear into the strongest of hearts! They are best positioned safely behind friendly infantry where, like dark and demented cheerleaders, they can avoid combat while creating their particular brand of intimidation.
Literal Clowns: The itinerant life providing few repercussions for some World Citizens. Drinks, junk food, drugs, they indulged in all of them to excess. For a time, these vices were enough, but soon greater urges fuel them. They steal clothes and make-up fashioning a disguise that would let them get close to his victims before they abduct them, bringing them back to their caravans, where they would awake to find themselves bound and at the Clowns mercy. They would finally get to have their fun, mentally and physically torturing their victims. Men, Women, Young, Old, the Clown World doesn't care. The essence of a good collection is in the variety. These Clowns are parasites, throwing bottles of Afterparty Tonic to create clouds of noxious cough inducing gas that impairs vision & movement. They are also equipped with oversized Butterfly knives.
Mostly Peaceful Protestor: Similar to an Angry Mob, except they are less interested in chanting and more interesting in suicidally charging towards their enemies and hurling Molotov Cocktails at them. Permanently high on their own supply, these pyromaniacs need no excuse to start a fire, especially since by being here illegally, they are immune to American laws.
>Ten Points:
Civil Protection Metrocop: Civil Protection officers are ordinary human volunteers who have "willingly" joined the Uniparty. Civil Protection officers joined either for more privileges, such as additional food, better living conditions, rewards for completing objectives and tasks (including "non-mechanical reproduction simulation"), an increase in authority and status over others, or out of genuine sympathy and identification with the WEF's aims. In order to protect civility, they are equipped with USP Match Pistols, stun batons and clad in bullet resistant vests, spooky face mask/helmets that filter their voices, and green slacks.
Red Guard: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of Red Guard are filled with fanatically-loyal and poorly-trained warriors armed with
Wumao Remnant Soldier: Used to starvation, they have survived two centuries of isolation behind the Great Firewall. The remnants of the Fifty Cent Army are still committed to communism and fight with the name of the likely long-dead Chairman Xi on their chapped lips with hatred of Americans still burning in their hearts. Armed with a Chinese Assault Rifle.
> Twenty Points:
Secret Service?: Dressed in dark business suits, dark sunglasses, and earpieces as well as well hidden body armor making them durable to damage. They are well equipped with Colt Commando Assault Rifles, Beretta Pistols as Sidearms as well as possibly hand grenades for mostly peaceful riot deterrence. They are also well trained in protecting their clients, in his case the Uniparty.
> Twenty Five Points:
Swamp Trooper: It was expected that the Big Government Imperialists Would Deploy the Imperial Army's Mudtroopers to the reclaimed SWAMP known as Washington DC. While well equipped with blasters, knock off plasteel armor, oxygen breathers for all of the exposure to hot air swamp gas, and goggles for when Nancy Pelosi is around, their morale might be poor as Swamp Trooper infantry is often the dumping ground for free thinking officers and cadets in the military.
Aqun-Athlok: Qunari strongly believe that the genders are inherently and intuitively better at certain tasks. No matter how much aptitude and promise a male shows for management, he will never be considered as good at it as a female, therefore it would be considered inefficient and a waste of resources to place him in a role where a woman would serve better. The same goes for females. Unless your Trans. In which case you will be considered male regardless of biological sex. So stunning. So brave.
Traitor Guardsman: These are soldiers who have forsaken America and cast their lot with the dark and unknowable powers of Chaos. Although some actively worship the Dark Gods, most are more akin to madmen who have surrendered to degeneracy and evil, roaming from protest to protest. These renegades are equipped with lasguns and grenades and late scenario some Renegades will summon Bloodletters upon their death.
Anti-Insurrectionist Redcoat: Serving side by side with their Traitor-Kin, these Guardsmen are Clad in Scarlet Jackets with Pith Helmets. Like Joe Biden, they agree that if you support Insurrection, you don't support America! These loyal Guardsmen are equipped with lasguns and grenades. Get a squad of them for volley fire bonus effects!
> Fifty Points:
Riot Soldier: Like their fallen comrades in arms, due to being overvaxxed, boosted and fed a steady diet of social justice brainwashing, the Riot Soldiers have now succumbed to the darkness. Marching under the banner of the Dark Lord, they unleash a firestorm upon Humanity. Equipped with nigh indestructible shields as well as chainguns.
Glowing One: These luminous post-necrotic Humans have absorbed so much discretionary federal power that they have become living conduits of the Uniparty that it not only heals their combat injuries but can be forcibly released from their bodies. They are most often considered outsiders, even by other NPC's.
Plague Doctor: The Plague Doctor makes use of experimental remedies and risky healing practices to cure ailments, and restore their vigor. Eager to prove the effectiveness of their latest untested concoctions, they will inject anyone - blindly faithful in its beneficial results. The Plague Doctor wears only light cloth - intent on remaining as far from melee combat as possible. From a distance they lob toxic sachets that can blind, disorient, and eat away at their foes.
Fire Warrior: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of Gue'vasa are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. Their main weapon is the Pulse Rifle while the combat armor worn by the Fire Warriors is lightweight and agile but sturdy.
Foreign Peacekeeper: Grenadiers in the European Federation Enforcer Corps are highly educated, extremely intelligent, and very well equipped. The mentality of the Enforcer Corps is to accomplish the mission; if they can avoid any unnecessary killing, so much the better. To that end the Enforcers are equipped with the (probably) less than lethal 4.6mm MP12 submachine gun and the Milana-2, an advanced anti-armor shoulder-launched missile.
> One Hundred Points:
Chaos Spawn: This identifier is used to describe an entire panoply of creatures mutated by Chaos. In fact the chances are you have seen a Chaos Spawn already, if not in person, then certainly online and simply mistook them for being a little funny looking. The fickle nature of the Dark Gods means that these otherwise normal mutants can at any moment, cause the unfortunate creature (or in the case of degenerate polyamorous relationships, creatures) to succumb to the many gifts of chaos as the mutations grow out of control, mind and body warping until they de-evolve into twisted bodies of unspeakable horror.
E-Thot Influencer: Despite having an OnlyFans account The Witch is supposedly passive, antisocial and paranoid towards humans, however she is easily startled. She spends most of her time wandering around aimlessly, crying and covering her face. or is seen sitting in a single spot, hunched over and sobbing. Shining a flashlight, standing too close, touching, talking, looking at, DM'ing or hurting the witch will cause her to become "startled" where she will target the offender. After killing a victim, The Witch will run away in terror from the person she just killed, suggesting she is remorseful for her actions but unable to stop the instinctual need to attack those who provoke her. She's also single!
Mutated Incel: Suffering from some unknown mutation that has resulted in significant brain degradation combined with hyperaggressive rage. The mutation has also inexplicably resulted in the hypergrowth of musculature of only their right arm. Fueled by a near constant raging lust, they will charge their foes with superhuman force, pummeling their foes with powerful hammer blows!
> Two Hundred Points:
Elfrican/Female Warrior Protagonist: Whether on a Lark or merely hanging Arondir these mighty Elven heroes are even more exceptional, smug, skilled and physically fit then their already superior Elven brethren. No one knows why! They are equipped and supremely skilled with the sword, spear, bow, glaive, dagger, throwing dagger, axe, warhammer, throwing spear, javelin, darts and many martial arts, as well as in lore, survival, tracking, languages, psychology, music, poetry, spelunking, cooking etc etc etc.
Pyro: Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: they sets things on fire and they don't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. The Pyro is a mumbling pyromaniac of indeterminate origin who has a burning passion for all things fire related. The Pyro appears to be insane and delusional, living in a utopian fantasy world known as Pyroland. You will burn everything and be happy.
> Five Hundred Points:
Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan (Limit One): Horrigan has 999 hit points and is equipped with a Plasma Rifle, End Boss Knife and loads of Action Points.
> One Thousand Points:
Apache AH-64E (ALL BLACK HELICOPTER) (Limit One, Two if you have Spare): Prince William, Duke of Sussex will be flying the spare. Assume he got remedial training to help protect his adopted home from racial inequity.
> Strong Female Marvel Character (Limit One or Four?): All four of these MCU Characters Who Were Almost Arbitrarily Blessed with Vaguely Defined Light Energy Powers That Originate With the Tesseract that Make Them the Most Powerful Individuals in the Universe and the Only Thing Keeping Them Down is the Patriarchy. And good writing.
Attackers: (24) The forces of Dark MAGA is calling for those who still cling to their guns and religion to violently seize power in the Capitol in a peaceful and patriotic manner.
> Tenth a Point:
Murloc: "By foul craft MAGA has cross Frogs with Morlock Men." They may just want to Fish and Grill but Big Government won't let them.
> One Point:
Religious Fanatic: A motley assortment of zealots and maniacs from amongst the common folk of Christendom, mainly Western America. Banding together with other like-minded militant pilgrims, armed with clubs and other simple weapons, these undisciplined and unruly MAGA mobs flock on crusades to the Bicoastal Lands.
Bullywug: These Americans are a primitive Subrace of frog-like humanoids found throughout the bogs and marshes of America, the self-proclaimed lords of the swamp. Savage and self-destructive, the bullywugs regularly tampered with forces beyond their understanding, threatening the safety of others and their own brutish, noisome, and wet lives.
> Five Points:
Uruk-Hai: Brutal Warriors of Eastern Europe and the strongest breed of Slav, believed to of been Russian Assets corrupted by dark MAGA. They can either be equipped with shield and cleaver style sword, or shield and pike or oversized crossbows. They may also carry ladders and other implements to allow them access to the upper levels of the Capitol building if the velvet ropes are to be respected at entrances and Capitol Police do not allow them entry.
Good Guy/Girl With a Gun: Equipped with the most powerful handgun in the world, the M1911, these gun owners are clad in sweaters and sweat pants, with some wearing proper down jackets for the cold weather. They rarely take cover with the Males naturally acting more aggressively.
> Ten Points:
Swampfolk: The swampfolk are descended from the destitute locals inhabiting the United States of America. Swampfolk are very territorial, and are hostile to any outsiders. The only known group that can trade with them are the (relatively) unmutated "Normies" who live near the coast and plains and everywhere in between. Because of their historically insular nature, the swampfolk all act, look and sound like stereotypical "hicks," from the odd ways they walk to their vocabulary, such as "There you is!" and "I gonna kill you!", with inbreeding likely compounding their already genetically short straw. Swampfolk have high health and are equipped with axes, lever action rifles and double barrel shotguns. Most important they are immune to glowie bullshit.
Scarlet Crusader: As they wander the blasted wastes, the degenerate creatures who call America home have learned to scan the horizon continually for the crimson garb of the Scarlet Crusaders. They from many vocations — warrior, priest, scientist, scout — but these beautiful TradCon girls have one obsession: the complete and utter destruction of the plagueborn creatures who have conquered and occupied their ancestral homelands. Whether a red robe, a red tabard or red lacquered armor, a Scarlet Crusader wears the bright color as a brazen declaration that the red blood of the living still flows in her veins and a beacon calling her Leftist foes to battles.
Crusader Knight: A powerful all purpose cavalry that is immune to conversion... or any new ideas period. Clad in plate armor, they ride into battle atop trusty war horses armed with trusty sword and shield in hand. DEUS VULT!
Lurker: The Left tried to abort their primary mission. They have returned with a vengeance. I apologize for nothing Moloch worshippers.
> Twenty Points:
Pig Cops: Wah Wah Wah I'm a Right Aligned Libertarian or Anarchist, ACAB blah blah blah shut the hell up. Mutated into law enforcement jobs, Pig Cops are muscular, humanoid boars that were created by Conservatives to do their bidding. PigCops have high health, move slow, and are equipped with powerful shotguns. Back the Blue! Blue Lives Matter!
Compensator: Large enough to be classified as a semi truck, this four seater has four wheel drive, a powerful engine, and tough build so it is an excellent choice for an off-road vehicle. Along with absorbing massive amounts of damage, the Compensator can dish out extreme amounts of force to other vehicles (and people). It's easily capable of knocking cars clear off the road.
> Twenty Five Points:
Imperial Weeb: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of Imperial Warriors are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. The armour consists of a helmet with an optional faceplate and a thick vest with a personal power supply used by the beam katana.
Soldats of the Fatherland: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of the New Order are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. The armour consists of a helmet with an optional faceplate and a thick vest whilst equipped with Sturmgewehr 1946's. Totally not Nazis...
> Fifty Points:
QAnon Shaman: The standard bearers of the QAnon Legion, they are rarely seen in battle, but that their presence inspires the men to fight harder in battle. The QAnon Shamans are elite units with very high health and combat skill, 10% Damage Resistance and equipped with either Marksman Carbines or Sniper Rifles.
Boomer: Though America became anarchic after Leftist rule, the Boomers' display of power dissuaded fortune seekers from attempting to penetrate their gated communities. The Boomers are said to be xenophobic tribals armed with even more firepower than the Gun Runners. No one ventures into or out of their heavily guarded lands. These Boomers are lightly equipped with Missile Launchers, combat helmets and Boomer Flight Suits.
Motorized Patriot: Wearing flags, a presidential facade, and shouting propaganda, these automatons are unwavering and brutal in their patriotism. The Motorized Patriot is a testament to the technical prowess and power of the Boomer-Cons. They are equipped with Peppermill Gatling Guns.
Based Latino: Heavily armored, masked Latino males with a green mohawk named El Jose who speaks with a deep, rugged "American" accent. They are armed with burst firing grenade launchers and like all Latinos, can hide effortlessly amongst the masses of their kin, enemy or otherwise before unleashing a shower of grenades upon their foes!
> One Hundred Points:
Arachnid Warrior: Warrior Bugs are quadrupedal Arachnids approximately two to three meters long utilizing a powerful pincer-like mandible that is capable of crushing rock, metal and severing limbs as a means of attack. The two upper forelegs or "side mandibles" are utilized in the manner of swords for attack as well as defense. They are completely opposed to being eaten like bugs, advocate small town community values and are extremely pro-life.
Screamer: In the Realm of Conservatism Daemonic Sky-Pundits known as Screamers roam the tides of populism as easily as a bird glides upon the breeze. Preying upon the shadow-souls of mortal creatures, lone dissenting voices and other unfortunate political ephemera. They have no real conscious thought and are instead driven by a powerful hunting instinct. These things are not intelligent beings, and they survive by instinct alone, drawn to extreme emotion, drifting towards places where agony, love, and hate run fierce. Once they discover such a rich place, they tease out the souls to feast upon, sampling the flavours of Human emotions over facts.
Manosphere Influencer: The Tank is an exclusively male Special Influencer who has experienced extensive physical mutations, wcwn for an Influencer. The excessive muscle mass serves as both the Tank's weapon and armor. The increase bulk gives the Tank superhuman strength; a single punch can destroy safe room doors, launch Leftists a considerable distance and he can even rip off chunks of ground to serve as a ranged projectile. This also allows the Tank to take massive punishment from all sorts of weapons. Conversely The Tank has also suffered either heavy brain damage or a rabies-like cerebral infection, resulting in the Influencer being in a constant state of unbridled rage, even more so than most other Influencers.
Mutated Incel: Suffering from some unknown mutation that has resulted in significant brain degradation combined with hyperaggressive rage. The mutation has also inexplicably resulted in the hypergrowth of musculature of only their right arm. Fueled by a near constant raging lust, they will charge their foes with superhuman force, pummeling their foes with powerful hammer blows!
> Two Hundred Points:
Confederate Marine: Drawing from a vast pool of young misquided troubled toxic Western males (through drafting or voluntary enlistment), the ranks of the Confederacy are filled with fanatically-loyal and well-trained warriors armed with cutting-edge equipment. With C-14 Impaler Rifles and CMC Combat Armor Suits, they are willing to engage in morally questionable acts to satisfy their wealthy political Masters brandishing their own brand of justice whilst proudly waving the Stars and Bars!
The Soldier: The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from Midwest, USA. Tough and well-armed, he is versatile, capable of both offense and defense with his quick firing rocket launcher and stock shotgun. He is also capable of rocket jumping.
White Ape: The White Apes are a feared race of semi-intelligent, gorilla-like monsters who inhabit the wilds of the PrisonPlanet (INFOWARS.COM). Incredibly violent creatures, they are sociable among their own, gathering in tribes. They also seem to be partially reasonable creatures.
Tradcon Sister of Battle: They are Humble, Reserved and Quiet Religious Conservative Women and Aren't Afraid of Telling the Whole World Just How Traditional They Are. These Power Armor clad maidens will loudly rush into battle, purging their enemies with Storm Bolters and Flamers while striking fear and terror into friend and foe alike who do not know whether to tremble in prayer, or tremble in lust whilst blinded by their blonde presence.
> Five Hundred Points:
Orange Dragon (Limit One): The Orange Dragon is a Chromatic Dragon And Thus Automatically Evil by Birth. Their natural habitat are tropical areas such as Mar-a-Lago in Florida. Immune to flame attacks, their breath weapon is a cone of liquid sodium that can burst into flame when in contact with air and even more explosive results when in water. Can also cast Pass Without A Trace three times a day to keep themselves out of prison and forgiven by their cultist supporters whenver they say something ridiculous.
The Troll King (Limit One): Even the most lackwit Man-Child knows that Conservatives are grossly stupid beasts. Nonetheless, around the campfires of the north, there persist rumours that in the depths of Flyover Country there is an elder beast whose mutations were not just of the body but also the mind -- a King of Trolls possessed of a grim and malevolent cunning who seeks to grind the realms of Mxn under his monstrous rule.
> One Thousand Points:
Rommel (Limit One): This tank is a 65-ton armored combat vehicle, specializing in close range fighting and urban combat. The Rommel uses a single Defiance 'Mech Hunter Autocannon/20 as its main armament. The Rommel can also keep an enemy at bay with a Coventry Five-Tube LRM-5 System. If attacked by infantry, or as a last resort, the tank commander can aim a single Defiance A5L Small Laser. Sadly they are limited because the Rommel has been cancelled.
Smaug Paul (Limit One): Smaug is a firedrake, considered to be the last "great" Dragons of Libertarianism. Like most fiscal Conservatives, he sleeps for eons at a time on piles of money within his gated community and endorses a return to the 'Gold Standard.' Get some Rand!
Default Opposing Forces:
Capitol Defenders:
1000 Influenced
1000 Angry Mob
500 Nupperibo
300 Screeching Women
300 Literal Clowns
100 Black Orcs
200 MetroCops
50 Secret Service
40 Riot Soldiers
1 Frank Horrigan
versus...
Capitol Protestors:
20,000 Murlocs
1000 Religious Fanatics
1000 Bullywugs
25 Compensators
20 QAnon Shamans
20 Boomers
10 Screamers
10 Manosphere Influencers
5 White Apes
1 Troll King
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