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PsihoKekec

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The Navy will start randomly testing SEALs and special warfare troops for steroids

The Navy will begin randomly testing its special operations forces for steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs beginning in November, taking a groundbreaking step that military leaders have long resisted.
Rear Adm. Keith Davids, commander of Naval Special Warfare Command, announced the new program Friday in a message to his force, calling it necessary to protect their health and military readiness. The Navy will be the first to begin random testing, but Army Special Operations Command said it will soon follow suit, although no start date has been set.

Well, I guess SOCOM will have a lot less operators in the future. As demonized as steroids are, for operators dealing with ever increasing gear load they are almost a necessity, hell during deployments in Assfuckistan it was estimated that more than half of deployed combat troops used steroids to cope with heavy gear and high altitude. Now with large scale deployments over and USA unlikely to fight a non-proxy war, I guess the brass feels it's finally time to purify the SOCOM.
 

Zachowon

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SOCOM generally carries less then standard forces due to necessary of mission.
Especially SEALs
 

Agent23

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Remember America's Army?
Edit: lol, holy shit, they kept that project around for 20 years.

Yeah they have tried this before.

Thots, too, from hooker camp followers to British Feather Girls.

And let us not forget all those thots in military gsrb all over TikTok hailing from India to Israel.
 
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Husky_Khan

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Gun Girls have been around for ages. The only difference with Lujan is that she's still a member of the armed forces I guess and previous gun girls didn't have access to creating TikToks or whatever.

It's probably more, she made her account and posted stuff on it and became popular, then the military is like... "Oh she's a popular influencer in the military. Lets support her by having her show up to this training range and fire a howitzer or something."

Like everyone from Team Glock to Black Rifle Coffee Company to the US Army Armor & Cavalry Museum have featured female influencers with interests in guns or tanks or military wargaming before and have been given access by the Pentagon to stuff as good PR.

Sure you can frame it as a clickbait like that video did but it's probably no different if NASA promotes 'Science Girl' or Simone Giertz or something. They're not pre-programmed astroturf or some masterful conspiracy.



If she is though, good job boosting her by spreading awareness lol. I never heard of her until reaction videos with the same title kept showing up in my recommendations.
 

Zachowon

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She is literally playing into the psyop thing about her.
Because, iirc, she is actually apart of rhe PSYOP unit in the military.

Is she breaking federal law by operating on US citizens?
Idk.
She is a good looking female.
Plenty in the military.
Unlikely to get guys to join searching for girls but can help show what is available for people to do


But she plays it up a lot.
 

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