Least powerful being/organization that can beat Santa Claus

[Agent23]

Ho-ho-hoe!

No, no, not that type of hoe, cut, I say cut!

Ahem, as I was saying...
In the spirit of the season, let us imagine old Saint Nick with his magic sled, his unparalleled intelligence gathering, manufacturing and infiltration capabilities and his apparent ability to speed up or slow down time.

Now, at some point old Nick gave a sack of coal to a young ROB prior to his ROB-ification.

So, the ROB has tasked you with picking an enemy for Santa.

You can recruit any organization or person in the whole multiverse and sick him on the jolly old man.

Happy Holidays, and happy hunting. 😂

 

[Atarlost]

I bid one talking mini-lop with a switchblade.

 

[Lord Sovereign]

The A-Team.

They've a history of dealing with bullshit, so hunting Santa isn't entirely outside their field of expertise.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

The A-Team.

They've a history of dealing with bullshit, so hunting Santa isn't entirely outside their field of expertise.

I'm pretty sure that Santa would subvert both BA and Murdock with milk and cookies.

Then he'd challenge Face to some sort of challenge..."How many women can you get in one night?" kinda of thing. Santa wins this hands down.

Then Hanibal concedes with grace and asks if they can work for the Fatman.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Zavala from Destiny.

 

[Bassoe]

Zavala from Destiny.

New Crucible map, Santa's Workshop! New shaders for armor and weaponry, candycane stripes! New clothing, red hat and coat with fluffy white trim and pointy-toed elf booties! Ornament grenades!

Not saying he'd necessarily lose, just that he wouldn't personally leave the Tower, he'd outsource to the PCs.

 

[Agent23]

I bid one talking mini-lop with a switchblade.

Bun-bun?

 

[Atarlost]

Bun-bun?

*nods*

 

[Scooby Doo]

New Crucible map, Santa's Workshop! New shaders for armor and weaponry, candycane stripes! New clothing, red hat and coat with fluffy white trim and pointy-toed elf booties! Ornament grenades!

Not saying he'd necessarily lose, just that he wouldn't personally leave the Tower, he'd outsource to the PCs.

So basically Zavala is the Don of a Mafia and he sends his goons to wack Santa and turn him into a cookie?

 

[Bassoe]

So basically Zavala is the Don of a Mafia and he sends his goons to wack Santa and turn him into a cookie?

Yes.

 

[bintananth]

The Girl Scouts

When they're out selling cookies they're ruthless. Enough so that US military even has a "here's what we do if they attempt a coup" contingency plan filed away somewhere.