Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

Bear Ribs

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I think Muscletopianism isn't the answer but there's no reason we can't integrate some of it's aspects into the Presidential debates, alongside some themes taken from the Miss America pageant to keep things gender neutral. There's no reason we shouldn't have talent shows and a swimsuit contest during the primaries is there?
 

Scottty

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I think Muscletopianism isn't the answer but there's no reason we can't integrate some of it's aspects into the Presidential debates, alongside some themes taken from the Miss America pageant to keep things gender neutral. There's no reason we shouldn't have talent shows and a swimsuit contest during the primaries is there?

Are you hoping for a President Tulsi Gabbard?
 

Scottty

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Meanwhile, some humor:

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Bear Ribs

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Are you hoping for a President Tulsi Gabbard?
Well at the least I'm hoping for fewer candidates that automatically make me think "Ancient Spirits of Evil Transform This Decaying Form To Mumm-Ra The Everliving..."



While we're at it we could add NASCAR style jackets where the candidates have to wear patches showing who sponsored them, along with their limos having the logos of all the companies who made contributions to their party like a NASCAR does.
 

ShieldWife

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Not if my swimsuit competition amendment makes it through.
How would that work? Would the swimsuit competition score get averaged with a weight lifting score? I don't think I trust the DC establishment to judge something as subjective as a swimsuit competition.
 

LTR

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How would that work? Would the swimsuit competition score get averaged with a weight lifting score? I don't think I trust the DC establishment to judge something as subjective as a swimsuit competition.

It will be offset by the Awkward Boner Selfie Competition to be more inclusive of womxn.
 

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