General Gaming Thread

So, there's a game that's been critically panned called Relooted.

Basically, you're a bunch of Black thieves robbing generic Western museums to "steal back" "African" artifacts.

So...

It's a game about Black people stealing shit, all so they can return "African" artifacts to Africa despite that there are thousands of different cultures, ethnicities, and hundreds of individual countries. facepalm

Hey, Europe is just Europe, right? Asia is just Asia? Nevermind all the different cultures, ethnicities, and countries like Germany, Spain, Italy, Poland, China, Japan, the Koreas, Mongolia, Finland, the various Stan countries... They're just European and Asian, right? Right?

The kicker? Once you've "liberated" those artifacts? You stick them underground in a moldy, damp cellar (your "hideout").

Fucking hell, this is so hilariously racist that they unironically think they're "sticking it to the White West" by being all the fucking negative stereotypes Black people have in the West. Like, ya know, being fucking thieves and racist? :ROFLMAO:

Fucking Horseshoe Theory in action, folks. :ROFLMAO:
 
Man...I'm really getting fatigued from major game devs almost all rejecting smaller budget titles in favor of GaS Whale-catchers.

I miss when every single year would have a dozen bangers, games that everyone universally nodded in agreement to. Now it's like one, maybe two.

Been playing an FTL-Clone called Void War, had more fun in that little game than any recent AAA stuff. Fun doesn't need comical budgets, fun just needs specific patterns, progressions and even just cute artstyles.
 
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Because Stellar Blade's devs put money and effort into making it a fun game, with the added bonus of some very nice jiggle physics.

Sure, the story might be a bit basic and predictable (Eve and Adam in a post-Apocalypse setting... I wonder what they're going to end up doing), but it sells it well. The gameplay is fun, the music is good, the graphics are done well without being overly focused on.

And you get to play dress up with the attractive main character.

Who is not quite as doll like as some people like to make her out to be. As she recovers from her shock and has a tighter grip on doing something, Eve gets better. Meeting the tech girl helps a lot with the short term recovery. But yeah, she's a bit rough at the start after all of her friends and comrades died in insertion and her captain died in a pretty gory fashion.

But naw, none of that matters, one of that is true! It's a sexist game, so it must be garbage! Why are you buying it!?
 
Because Stellar Blade's devs put money and effort into making it a fun game, with the added bonus of some very nice jiggle physics.

Sure, the story might be a bit basic and predictable (Eve and Adam in a post-Apocalypse setting... I wonder what they're going to end up doing), but it sells it well. The gameplay is fun, the music is good, the graphics are done well without being overly focused on.

Coughs in Nier Automata

Seriously, if that game had more time in the oven it would run and look almost the exact same graphically and has a very similar plot.
 
Because Stellar Blade's devs put money and effort into making it a fun game, with the added bonus of some very nice jiggle physics.

Sure, the story might be a bit basic and predictable (Eve and Adam in a post-Apocalypse setting... I wonder what they're going to end up doing), but it sells it well. The gameplay is fun, the music is good, the graphics are done well without being overly focused on.

And you get to play dress up with the attractive main character.

Who is not quite as doll like as some people like to make her out to be. As she recovers from her shock and has a tighter grip on doing something, Eve gets better. Meeting the tech girl helps a lot with the short term recovery. But yeah, she's a bit rough at the start after all of her friends and comrades died in insertion and her captain died in a pretty gory fashion.

But naw, none of that matters, one of that is true! It's a sexist game, so it must be garbage! Why are you buying it!?
Yeah! You bigots should just buy Concord instead!

...Wait. :p
 

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