Anatomy of the SJW and behaviors in its natural habitat.

Agent23

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So, since we started to talk about this particular animal on several occasions in one of the NSFW threads I decided to make a separate one here.

In view we have the abhorrent Homo SJWiticus, this curious beast is mainly relegated to a portion of the North American continent, as well as the British Isles and parts of Europe, and some believe that it has somehow devolved from the previous from the non-native WASP species after it came into contact with several mutagens, chief among them being Marxism in its original and cultural forms, mixed in with feminism and neoliberalism.

There are two major and multiple minor subspecies that have devolves from the original WASP, the SJW Classicus, which has had a by far less prominent a footprint, and the SJW Regressivicus, which has spaened numerous subspecies, such as the SJW Regressivicus Soyboyicus, the Tumblroid and the Blue-haored landwhale.

Like it's less well known and less numerous, and thus less destructive Classicus cousin, SJW Regressivicus is characterized by a leming-like desire to engage in purity spiralling and loud, persistent reeing, an obsession with the goings on on social media, and a compulsory desire to listen and believe another parasitic species called the MSM.

It is believes that the MSM and it's close cousin, the paid troll, have evolved from the mythical WASP, however they have managed to form a mostly parasitic, but occasionally symbiotic relation with the SJW species and with yet another WASP offshoot called the NPC.
O ftrn, the nescrnt MSMites can be found among the NPCs and SJWs during their gestation process, as their reproductive cycle functions akin to that of the Cuckoo.
However, the MSMites have taken it a step further in that they do not completely obliterate an SJW nest when they enter it, but rether hang around and parasite upon it's inhabitants.

Scientist have compared this to the
Felis catus, the vsrious subspecies of Rsttus and toxoplasmosis.

Uniformly, the SJW is loud and obnoxious, and displays an obsession with ideological purity and groupthink.
The sound it produces, known cloqually as "reeing" had been on occasion considered a war cry or a mating call.
The SJW is quick to anger and react when provided with the proper stimuli, immediately hopping to and starting to ree when provoked.

TTL; DR and humor aside, this is where we can discuss right-wing and leftwing SJWs, since we have been discussing them on occasion but there is no thread on them per se.
 
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