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Twitter person comment deserving of a giggle: "Trying to lock down the French Lebanese vote." My own comment which may/may-not deserve a giggle: "Doing his best Austin Powers impression." There's also, of course, the serious issue of manspreading we need to mention here. And, in fairness...

Credit where it's due, that's actually kind of clever. Also, though... ...Do we need to talk about military fitness standards? Because, legitimately no offense meant, but if she joined the Army in 2011, she mustered out--I think--the same year as her striptease and...she's not exactly at where...

On overly-serious slightly-humorous note related to this, and something I know @S'task has mentioned a time or two at length, the US has basically had the functional equivalent of a Weeb Caucus, and certainly a weeb demographic in the population, for basically its entire existence. And that just...

Honestly of mixed opinion there. Obviously a pair of politicos going and being a distraction and security concern and everythign else in the midst of all the shit is kind of crap. On the other hand, the Pentagon and higher-up politicos reporting on the situation can't be trusted to say anything...

Someone should get ahold of their doctors. From that alone even I, who is not a physician, can easily diagnose both Colbert and Schumer with terminal cases of WD--White Dancing. It's obvious enough on it's own, but compared with the serviceable attempt the lady in-frame for much of the video is...

...Didn't Futurama do this? I feel like Futurama did this. And we could only wish it was a lisp instead of deeper dumbness. Suppose we should be thankful it wasn't worse. Could've gone on and made a point about how Canadians needed vacc-she-nations to fuel their she-covery and if any women had...

OH. Oh poo. I was just thinking of him paying for himself for some reason. $200 for one person seemed a weirdly middling number too high to be explained easily with food/drink but too low to be typical club activities. Paying for the food/drink constituents he was meeting (or the 'constituents')...

So I take it he was a fan of the club's Native American dancers? Before anyone gets all high-horsey, I would have them know this is the less crass of the two dumb jokes I came up with about that line. So, really, you should be thanking me for my restraint. Slightly seriously, political...

I mean...Regardless of politics, her being a VIP at a 'student action summit' for ANYTHING is pretty funny just because...wordplay/irony/sex-jokes. Like...reasonably certain 'student action' could be a description of the 'plot' of a fair number of the movies she's starred in. :p

Can we sidetrack from the grill silliness for a moment to mention the man's atrocious taste in beer? Miller Lite is travesty in a can that is barely a step up from Budweiser. Dude could have at least sprung for High Life. That alone is reason enough for him to be disqualified from the...

'Sexual escapade' seems unlikely considering Romney's degree of Mormonosity...Mormoness? Mormonhood? Mormonism? That last one is probably the right term in that context, but I'm actually not certain. Everybody laughs, but his bill doesn't go far enough. I mean, I ripped out a person's spine and...