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  1. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    I think we can definitively close this thread, ladies and gentlemen. Far from doomed, it turns out that 2020 is FUCKING SAVED: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
  2. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    Did you focus your prayers on the magma chamber, brah?
  3. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    Come to think of it, can we get that Cumbre Vieja mega-tsunami on the East Coast too? I'd be happy with either, tbh
  4. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    The Jha'dur react sums it up pretty well, IMO. I hope California crumbles into the Pacific like a waterlogged saltine.
  5. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    I don't really dread 2020. I'm starting, however, to dread 2021. It was watching last night's debate that has me worried. If this debate will be remembered for anything, it's that it was the moment that millions of people realized they were living in a failing state. The many meek souls out...
  6. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    The next step will probably be finding a judge who thinks "confusion about sexuality" is a valid reason for finding that the victim wasn't actually unwilling. "Willing" here should be a HUGE red flag, as even liberals argue that even consent is a problematic concept when there's a disparity in...
  7. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    Shout out to the necromancers, doing the real overtime.
  8. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    This aged surprisingly well:
  9. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    To ask the question is to answer it.
  10. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    I love you, 2020. All is forgiven.
  11. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    We can be real with each other here dude, and whatever we say in public we all know preventing accidental bigamy is not the real reason for this.
  12. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    Since frankly nothing can top 2020 for unbelievable happenings, the state of Utah just re-decriminalized polygamy. By unanimous vote in the State Senate! This is like something from a shitty future history timeline on AH.com or some shit...
  13. Certified_Heterosexual

    Who else dreads this year?

    I don't fear the future. In the short-term, I am whitepilled. In the medium-term, I am blackpilled. In the long term, I am Christpilled.
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