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  1. Karmic Acumen

    The Unified Theorem (Insert, Warcraft, Science is Golden)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 15 - The Life and Opinions of Greatfather Winter

    A/N: The last happy thing that will happen for a long while. Chapter 15 - The Life and Opinions of Greatfather Winter "-. Interregnum 580-581, Day 10 .-" Emerentius promised to keep a proverbial eye on the blizzard, so I went back inside. I found Dad in the kitchen, standing with his...
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    Understanding Does Not Presage Peace (Naruto, Insert)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 18: The Space-Time Conundrum

    A/N: This is some real monkey business. I am peak comedy. Chapter 18: The Space-Time Conundrum "-. July 24, 6 ANB .-" 'Calm down' proved to be far too optimistic, and for once it wasn't Naruto's fault. The poor kid was curled up on the bunk bed with his face to the wall. The ground-level...
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    What If? What if the Emperor returned immediately after Endor?

    People would give up on the franchise en masse due to villain sue.
  4. Karmic Acumen

    The Unified Theorem (Insert, Warcraft, Science is Golden)

    I thought about it for quite a while, and brought the matter up for discussion elsewhere on more than one occasion, but I've finally settled on someone. The only one of mmmmaybe two canonical options that are both available and old enough during this time period.
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    The Unified Theorem (Insert, Warcraft, Science is Golden)

    Because it's not every day you get to commit regicide. Be a waste to do it without catching as many other snakes as possible in the same net.
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    The Unified Theorem (Insert, Warcraft, Science is Golden)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 14 – The Strategic Cost of Prenotion

    A/N: Azeroth technology is a tricksy business. Chapter 14 – The Strategic Cost of Prenotion "-. December 20, Year 580 of the King's Calendar .-" There was no Christmas on Azeroth, because the one and only organized church here hadn't gone around genociding everyone who kept to the old...
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    Religion Christianity and its views of Gays

    If you really know enough to say this, you know that's not who I'm talking about. Also, he was only talking about crossdressing. Also also, that guy used the letter arrangement when it was still just a latin prefix, before 'degenerate who I won't give publicity to' got away with the actual...
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    Religion Christianity and its views of Gays

    'Cis' is a slur invented by a pedophile. Using it is supporting pedophiles. I strongly entreat anyone and everyone to spread this knowledge as far and wide as possible.
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    Religion Christianity and its views of Gays

    Mhm. Dude, I read the bible without anyone telling me to, I studied all about the Church history, and I attended mass almost every sunday until I was in high school. I'll easily admit this is exactly the counter 'argument' I've come to expect from you people. As evidenced way back during the...
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    Religion Christianity and its views of Gays

    Bible-based debates become self-defeating when you realize Jesus fell on the side of the 1984 Party on thoughtcrime, alas. Also, that part about 'I come not to bring peace, but a sword' and 'to turn brother against brother' and 'father against son' etc., but that's another discussion entirely...
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    Religion Christianity and its views of Gays

    And he can refuse because he'll say it's just another meaningless label until that man has fucked that type of woman.
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    Religion Christianity and its views of Gays

    The idea that the Greeks, Romans or whoever else engaged in gay sex like it wasn't taboo is bullshit. The idea they were casual pedos is also bullshit. The idea that 'they didn't have a word' for gay is patently absurd and only bandied about by liars. Greeks called them gapers, wide arses...
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    Five minutes of hate news

    Next you're going to say MeeToo never happened, right?
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    "Woke" Franchises

    If only. Unfortunately, they don't stay in their basements, they go out roaming and loitering on public property to scream and throw filth on the Mona Lisa.
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    Understanding Does Not Presage Peace (Naruto, Insert)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 17 - The Hearsay of Eminent Distraction

    Unintended consequences are, unfortunately a thing. Poor timing is also a thing, especially when you're not firing on all cylinders. Timing is going to be terrible for everything a long time though. Chapter 17: The Hearsay of Eminent Distraction "-. Uchiha Itachi, Head of the Uchiha Clan...
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    Reset the Universe, It’s the Only Way to Be Sure (Avengers, MCU, Marvel)
    Threadmarks: Winning as a Man Brooks no Half Measures

    A/N: Enjoy this last bit of relative peace, because from Chapter 3 it's off to girls in suits and tragic pyromania. Winning as a Man Brooks no Half Measures "-. October 28, 1980 .-" The air broke into glass-like shards as I stepped out of the Mirror Dimension into the midnight darkness...
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    Versus Match The Main Protagonist in every Horror Movie gets the Venom Symbiote

    He can in original Lovecraft, because it's low fantasy at best. The worst cosmic 'horror' is either weird dreams, weird geometry, or subhuman cultists. Just because Lovecraft considered anemones and creeping animals way terrifying doesn't mean venom will suddenly suffer worse than a random...
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    Versus Match The Main Protagonist in every Horror Movie gets the Venom Symbiote

    Oh. Then I'll disagree and say Venom will be right at home in the original Lovecraft stories. Regardless of how memetic the universe has become due to all the later fanfic - yes, that's what they are, the only things setting them apart from the good 5% of modern fanfics is that copyright law...
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