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Try to predict when Jeffrey Epstein's second in command is going to shuffle off to Hell. Some definitions are in order to guard against pilpul practitioners and semi-pro hairsplitters:
By "Ghislaine Maxwell," I mean the individual whose arrest under the name of Ghislaine Maxwell as announced earlier today, and who is alleged to have associated with an individual known as Jeffrey Epstein who was arrested, charged with federal crimes and found to have committed suicide in prison. Potential lookalikes, body doubles, clones and other substitutes of said individual do not count.
Terms such as "dying," "death," "dead," and any synonymous words refer to the official announcement by duly authorized public official(s) that Ghislaine Maxwell (see above) is legally considered dead for any reason and in any manner, natural or unnatural, violent or not, internal or external, voluntary or involuntary, accidental or deliberate. Opinions suggesting that Ghislaine Maxwell is alive despite an official announcement of her death are not taken into consideration. A comatose state does not count.
All time calculations start running at 12:01 a.m. EST on July 3, 2020.
There are no prizes except the warm feeling in your heart from predicting correctly.
Try to predict when Jeffrey Epstein's second in command is going to shuffle off to Hell. Some definitions are in order to guard against pilpul practitioners and semi-pro hairsplitters:
By "Ghislaine Maxwell," I mean the individual whose arrest under the name of Ghislaine Maxwell as announced earlier today, and who is alleged to have associated with an individual known as Jeffrey Epstein who was arrested, charged with federal crimes and found to have committed suicide in prison. Potential lookalikes, body doubles, clones and other substitutes of said individual do not count.
Terms such as "dying," "death," "dead," and any synonymous words refer to the official announcement by duly authorized public official(s) that Ghislaine Maxwell (see above) is legally considered dead for any reason and in any manner, natural or unnatural, violent or not, internal or external, voluntary or involuntary, accidental or deliberate. Opinions suggesting that Ghislaine Maxwell is alive despite an official announcement of her death are not taken into consideration. A comatose state does not count.
All time calculations start running at 12:01 a.m. EST on July 3, 2020.
There are no prizes except the warm feeling in your heart from predicting correctly.